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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,700
    Sometimes the old ways are the best.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    Ejector seat, you must be joking!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,983
    "Does anyone else want to drop out?"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    All those feathers and he still can't fly
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Uh, well, yes. He threw the pilots from the plane and flew away.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,882
    'That means you're in Mr Goldfinger's Lockheed JetStar, heading for Baltimore.'
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    edited April 2020 Posts: 4,983
    "Mei Lee did any of my luggage survive with me?"
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Shit.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...It wasn’t there. I looked.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,983
    "How can you be so certain Professor?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    edited April 2020 Posts: 8,700
    I am a professor of forensic medicine. Believe me, I could shoot you from Stuttgart und still create ze proper effect.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    Now put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...I feel naked without it.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,983
    "Why do you always carry that thing?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    First, I suspect you're wearin’ a hog leg.
    Would you mind standin' up and takin' it off? Aw. Isn't that nice? You are a pleasant fella.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Irina, go take a hike!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...We’re south of the border. It’s a man’s world.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    edited April 2020 Posts: 4,983
    "I may just may retire to here!"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I'll hang up a sign: No Trespassing. And go back to nature.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    Welcome Mr Bond. Do you like the island?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,700
    I hear the island is exclusively for women, no men allowed.
  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
    Posts: 265
    “My grandmother lived on an island; nothing to boast of.”
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,983
    "Is she worth going after?"
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,882
    'In a word...yes.'
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,983
    "Nothing would give me greater pleasure, except I have a...business appointment."
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,882
    'It's a bit short notice, but I might just be able to squeeze you in Bond.'
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    That depends on your definition of safe sex.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Everybody's gone insane to catch a plane to have their Heavens closer.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,983
    "On the way we can have a conversation. It might interest you."
  • jobojobo
    edited April 2020 Posts: 7,500
    I have had a particularly fascinating life. Would you like to hear about it?
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