The James Bond Quote Conversation

j_w_pepper

I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.

EHollander

A little premature, isn't it?

j_w_pepper

Must be a premature form of the millennium bug.*

*[cringe]

thedove

"Good. I'll make a signal to M."

BonSimonLeBon_1

Bond, what do you think you're doing?

EHollander

For the moment that's top secret.

thedove

"This is classified far above his level."

thedove

"First time I've tasted women. They're rather good."

Octopussy

That information is on a need-to-know basis only.

Max_The_Parrot

Well, really Mr Bond!

j_w_pepper

If it's '69 you were expecting me.

jobo

You wanted me to drop in, didn't you?

j_w_pepper

I used to drop in occasionally. Shoot in and out.

EHollander

Let us hope these momentary lapses
do not become a habit.

j_w_pepper

Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.

Octopussy

Now here's something I want you to use with special care.

j_w_pepper

Oh, shut up, Q.

thedove

"What we need is a location fix on double-0-7. Number 10 is making ugly noises about Operation Bedlam."

Thrasos

There's something camouflaged down there. I'll take a look.

EHollander

... I know what it is. It's on the screen in front of me. It's a jeep in front of a plane.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Bullshit.

Thrasos

How dare you talk to me like that?

thedove

"Do you forget to whom you are speaking???!!!"

Octopussy

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.

Thrasos

You know what they say about the fittest.

BonSimonLeBon_1

You've lost me.

Thunderpussy

You have found yourself.

Octopussy

I must be dreaming.

Max_The_Parrot

Wake up mister!

EHollander

...It's all right, baby. We all make mistakes.