The James Bond Quote Conversation

jobo

What is yours?

j_w_pepper

Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.

jobo

But James, I need you!!

CommanderRoss

For England, James?

j_w_pepper

That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

Thunderpussy

They're quite good despite their bourgeois repertoire.

Max_The_Parrot

It's called a ghettoblaster.

Thunderpussy

I didn't know you were such a music lover, James.
Any time you want to drop by and listen to my
Barry Manilow collection.

Max_The_Parrot

Well, it's worth $300,000.

j_w_pepper

You were wondering how much it cost.

CommanderRoss

20.000 baht!

Thunderpussy

Sounds quite reasonable.

j_w_pepper

Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but, isn't that a little high?

EHollander

I'm trying to do the honorable thing...returning the money to its rightful owner.

Thunderpussy

I thought we had time on our side.

jobo

In 16 minutes and 43 seconds - in 42 seconds, the United Kingdom will reenter the stone age.

j_w_pepper

Russian clocks are always correct.

EHollander

🎼 But now my time has come, And time, time is not on your siiiiiiiiiiide.

jobo

Who´s strangling the cat?

j_w_pepper

Wrong Pushy.

Max_The_Parrot

SIT!

j_w_pepper

Uniquely manoeuvrable, the Tiger not only uses Stealth technology, it is hardened against all forms of electronic interference, radio jamming and electromagnetic radiation.

Max_The_Parrot

Get your cotton-picking schnoz out of my pants!

EHollander

And the animals went in two by two.

Max_The_Parrot

Hiss off!

j_w_pepper

Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!

j_w_pepper

That's it, hmm? Anyone want to play poker now?

Thunderpussy

Do you play any other games ?

CommanderRoss

I count two: motorink and baccarat

EHollander

But my problem is I've never yet found a worthy adversary.