The James Bond Quote Conversation

thedove

"For my next miracle...."

00Agent

I will be leaving you in your own private crematorium.

EHollander

...Your English girls would never perform this simple service.

j_w_pepper

I wouldn't be so sure.

Max_The_Parrot

That depends on your definition of 'safe sex. '

EHollander

That problem has already been solved. I have been training my own special "angels of death.”

BonSimonLeBon_1

I don't believe you.

Denbigh

But it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine.

EHollander

Whatever else I may be, I am not a liar.

thedove

"Of course. Yet you make guns for fingerless hoodlums, bullets for assassins."

BonSimonLeBon_1

Call it a professional courtesy.

thedove

"Then I am flattered. I prefer the revenge department."

jobo

They feast like there's no tomorrow

Max_The_Parrot

You wish to put the evil eye on me?

j_w_pepper

Wait till you get to my teeth.

00Agent

I'm not renowned for my patience!

Max_The_Parrot

I'm so sorry to keep you waiting!

00Agent

Sorry? Sorry?! Try putting that in a sentence. "Sorry Le Chiffre's gonna win, continue funding terror and killing." That kind of sorry?

j_w_pepper

Regret is unprofessional.

JamesCraig

So your mistake will be short lived.

j_w_pepper

There seems to be some mistake. My name is…

00Agent

The great Ladislav Kutze.

j_w_pepper

I'm the Countess Lisl von Schlaf.

00Agent

I hope you gave your parents hell for that.

Max_The_Parrot

Wow. Now there’s a mouthful.

j_w_pepper

It's just the right size - for me, that is.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Peter, I'm impressed, there's much more to you than I imagined.

j_w_pepper

Relax, baby. Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute.

BonSimonLeBon_1

I can hardly wait.

Max_The_Parrot

Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.