The James Bond Quote Conversation

BonSimonLeBon_1

Yes, considerably.

EHollander

What is this? Amateur night?

thedove

"Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 40 years."

BonSimonLeBon_1

Brilliant, just brilliant!

00Agent

I thought that was quite a good line.

j_w_pepper

You've always been a cunning linguist, James.

EHollander

Three men and a girl came in....

007Blofeld

Me and M once an interesting experience in Tokyo.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Illuminating.

EHollander

Double congratulations, old buddy.

BonSimonLeBon_1

I've been known to dabble.

00Agent

Your Reputation precedes you.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors! The list is endless!

j_w_pepper

You're very sure of yourself, aren't you?

00Agent

I have a slight inferiority complex.

007Blofeld

Oh grow up 007!

thedove

"I've been saying for years now that our equipment is obsolete and now research shows an entirely new approach miniaturization."

007Blofeld

Governments change people stay the same.

CommanderRoss

I was always very interested to meet you, I'd heard so much about you from Vesper. The real shame is, if she hadn't killed herself, we would've had you too. I think you would've done anything for her.

Thunderpussy

And I'll do anything for you.

Max_The_Parrot

I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

Thunderpussy

Will you zip me up, please?

BonSimonLeBon_1

Never on the firm's time, sir.

Thunderpussy

Here, put you hand on this .

EHollander

I understand he is now our willing and obedient servant. A surgical operation has been performed on him.

Thunderpussy

That can bring tears to your eyes.

EHollander

The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs...inflicting the maximum amount of pain...whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.

thedove

"Very novel Q you must get them in the stores for Christmas."

Max_The_Parrot

M wants my balls for Christmas decorations.

EHollander

He’s sick, like Stalin!