The James Bond Quote Conversation

thedove

"Oh and we could do with a couple of glasses."

EHollander

You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.

j_w_pepper

Ah! I've lost my charm!

EHollander

If you’re the best they have, they’ll more likely try to cover up your embarrassing incompetence.

j_w_pepper

Unfortunately I misjudged you, Mr. Bond. You are just a stupid policeman whose luck has run out.

EHollander

Half of everything is luck.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Ah the usual 007 wit, or at least half of it.

007Blofeld

This is no place for you, Q. Go home.

EHollander

If I want sarcasm...I'll talk to my children, thank you very much.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Go!

j_w_pepper

Will you please leave, you irritating man?

barryt007

You amuse me,Mr Bond.

j_w_pepper

That's a laugh!

EHollander

Funny how the least little thing amuses him.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Kill Bond, now!

jobo

I accept. As soon as I've finished this delicious lunch that Nick Nack has prepared for us.

BonSimonLeBon_1

Bon appetit.

barryt007

An omelette.

jobo

Ah! Mushrooms!

EHollander

I'm sorry... but it really is death for breakfast

thedove

"Well, you can't win them all."

j_w_pepper

Take that honky out and waste him. NOW!

barryt007

I'm in no hurry...................are you ?

EHollander

Why don't we go outside and talk about it?

j_w_pepper

But I'm afraid you have no surprises left for me. I know all about your mission, Mr Bond.

EHollander

I have a small surprise from your friends back at the barracks

j_w_pepper

I don't have any friends.

EHollander

Don’t worry. By tomorrow, we’ll be good friends. Let us drink to that!

BonSimonLeBon_1

Vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

007Blofeld

Touche.