The James Bond Quote Conversation

w2bond

One rises to meet a challenge

Milovy

Like a blowtorch through butter.

tanaka123

Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?

Major_Boothroyd

The midget's car. I'm locked in!

IGUANNA

That's why I eat the peppers.

JohnHammond73

Phu Yuck!

jake24

"Bliatch!"

IGUANNA

Put on the mask, and breathe normally.

JohnHammond73

"All right, keep your hair on."

barryt007

"you've made a shocking mess of my hair,you sadistic brute"....

tanaka123

Thank you.

sirseanisbond

"A gun and a bag of peanuts, how original."

tanaka123

Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.

sirseanisbond

"Well, we all get our jollies one way or another."

barryt007

"you amuse me Mr Bond"...

tanaka123

May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

sirseanisbond

"He had lots of guts!"

sirseanisbond

(I want to use Archer quotes SO badly sometimes! like here: "Wash and fold, technically.")

Major_Boothroyd

I had to stop in the bathroom.

barryt007

"I would rather sleep in a morgue"..

Major_Boothroyd

I won't lose sleep over it.

barryt007

"Don't you want to know why ?"..

barryt007

"you...leave me little choice.."..

BondJasonBond006

Take a look at the world... chaos... because people like you, paper-pushers and politicians, are too spineless to do what needs to be done so I made an alliance to put the power where it should be, and now you want to throw it away for the sake of democracy, whatever the hell that is. How predictably moronic.

barryt007

"You really are quite insane "

IGUANNA

I never left.

Major_Boothroyd

Yeah, you're right. We should just deal with nice people.

IGUANNA

Cuckoo.

Benny

"Take my gun, a stray bird may fly over."

Benny

"Ever heard of Evel Knievel?"