The James Bond Quote Conversation

j_w_pepper

Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret.

Thunderpussy

I'm not a sporting man, Frulein.

ForYourEyesOnly

We're not a country club, 007!

j_w_pepper

Remarkable... but what does the club secretary have to say?

ForYourEyesOnly

This land is worthless.

Thunderpussy

NOT to Me !

barryt007

It's worth £5000.

Thunderpussy

Well, that should do it.
Kamal has gone over the top.

barryt007

Pathetic !

j_w_pepper

Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros.

barryt007

I discovered it had a crush on me.

j_w_pepper

He had a pressing engagement.

barryt007

I must be six inches taller.

Thunderpussy

Nine foot tall I swear.

barryt007

His name's Jaws,he kills people.

Thunderpussy

Successfully too.

barryt007

I'm just a professional doing a job.

j_w_pepper

I only kill professionals.

Andi1996Ruegg

I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.

Thunderpussy

It was in all the papers.

Andi1996Ruegg

Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.

Thunderpussy

I get it from the doorman at the
Russian embassy . Along with one or two
Other things.

j_w_pepper

Tell it to the concierge.

j_w_pepper

Speak up, darling, I can't hear you!

Andi1996Ruegg

Oh, shut up, Q!

Thunderpussy

Pipe down 007 !

j_w_pepper

Travels inside the pipe looking for cracks.

Thunderfinger

j_w_pepper wrote: »

Travels inside the pipe looking for cracks.

A crack pipe, eh?

Thunderpussy

I don't mind the cockamamie machine breaking down twice a day.
But why the hell does it always have to be 500 yards away from the nearest hatch?

Benny

You noticed.