The James Bond Quote Conversation

Benny

I’m Klaus Hergersheimer. G Section.

barryt007

Do I look like I give a damn ?

Thunderpussy

Madame always makes one, feel
So welcome.

Benny

I’m sister Rose, this is sister Lily. We’ll make your stay as pleasant as possible.

barryt007

Don't worry,if I get lost i'll take a cab.

Thunderpussy

There's never a cab when you want one.

Andi1996Ruegg

It's hard, isn't it?

j_w_pepper

Do you want to play it easy, or the hard way?

barryt007

Play it again,Sam.

Andi1996Ruegg

No, no, no. No more foreplay!

barryt007

Just keeping the British end up,Sir.

j_w_pepper

Now, I know you. You're that secret agent, that English secret agent, from England!

Thunderpussy

He's good even by my standards.

Benny

Well I wouldn't quite put it that way Sir.

Andi1996Ruegg

...and kindly omit the customary by-play with 007.

j_w_pepper

We don't really go for that any more.

Thunderpussy

Welcome to the new MI6.

Dennison

This is where we leave you Mr. Bond.

ForYourEyesOnly

Not married by any chance, are you?

barryt007

He was married once,but that was a long time ago.

j_w_pepper

The inevitability of time, don't you think?

Thunderpussy

I may be small, but I never forget.

Dennison

Take a hike!

j_w_pepper

Blow up your pants!

barryt007

Along with the rest of him.

Dennison

All those feathers and he still can't fly.

barryt007

Unless you're a pheasant.

Thunderpussy

Like a little bird !

Dennison

Oh, James!

barryt007

Call me James,its 5 days to Alaska and i'm going to 'Roger' you to death you sexy little tart !