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  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.
  • jobojobo
    edited August 2021 Posts: 7,500
    I admit it's a little kinky...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    It usually is. Thank you.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    Well, enjoy yourself.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I’ll use the laser!!!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    And be careful. It's worth $300 million. You break it, you bought it. Understand?
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    Well, it's all a matter of perspective.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Just sayin’…That would be a pity. Because they’re VERY expensive.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,497
    Skewered. One sympathizes.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    We appreciate your predicament, Mr Bond.
    We DEEPLY sympathize.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Madame. I've come to offer my sincere condolences.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Am I SUPPOSED to feel sorry for you?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You will write? Or telephone?
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,879
    Well it was that or the priesthood.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    ...... then there's still a glimmer of hope.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Are you here for a reason, or are you JUST hoping for a glimmer?
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,879
    I’m just here for the birds!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Precisely why I've initiated an investigation.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    edited August 2021 Posts: 14,879
    Sir, they’re not going to do anything. I owe it to Leiter.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    It doesn't matter anymore. Things are out of my hands.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    You goofed, bwoy!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Forget the ladies for once, Bond.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honourable.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I've heard that before.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    If all else failed, cyanide pills. I settled for two bedrooms.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I hope you don't snore Q
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You have 10 minutes to leave the building. Then I'm calling security.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Just when it was getting interesting.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,879
    I won't ask you politely next time.
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