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Your tongue in cheek Bond introduction

CrabKeyCrabKey
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Much has been made of Lazenby's This never happened to the other fellow line. Some like it, some hate it. But what tongue in cheek introductory line would you have written for Lazenby or the other Bonds?

Here's a sample for Moore seducing the Italian agent.
Agent -- "James, you devil."
Moore -- (To the camera) "I'm no saint."



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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Brosnan to the guy in the toilet: "Sorry, forgot to knock!"

    Or, if that is not stupid enough: "Taste my fist of Steele!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2015 Posts: 23,524
    Brosnan to the guy in the toilet: "Would you mind if I dropped something else in here?

    Dalton to the girl on the boat: "They're delaying the release of Brenda Starr; I'm going to need to use your phone!"
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,690
    Brosnan : "Hi, where is there no toilet paper in this bathroom?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Shit! What an introduction!"
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited March 2015 Posts: 15,690
    "Fire in the hole!" *Punches the guard*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "You smell worse than Lazenby on a Sunday morning." POW!
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