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TheWizardOfIce

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  • jake24 wrote: » Thames chase, is top notch. Dear oh dear. It seems you need to recalibrate the height of your notches because it's not even close to being bottom notch. The Thames chase is so poor it exists in some special subterranean notc…
  • Superintendent wrote: » TheWizardOfIce wrote: » Why are you grateful? Because they finally realised that putting it at the end was bullshit? Cheers EON. We've only been telling you to put it at the beginning for 7 years now. I think thi…
  • BondJasonBond006 wrote: » I don't get why the last act in London should not be just great. The whole setting in the destroyed MI6 headquarters is eerie, tense and visually bloody great. PTS and title sequence 10/10 everything to and includ…
  • MajorDSmythe wrote: » thelivingroyale wrote: » I thought the SP gunbarrel was alright aside from the pointless "dead are alive" thing. But honestly that didn't bother me as much as it would have done because I was just grateful they at least p…
  • Scaramanga12 wrote: » Staying with FYEO, why isn't Bond sent straightaway to the last know location of the wreck? Their priority is recovering the ATAC, not finding out who killed Havelock. I think Havelock didn't report back that he had se…
  • Can any of the people who 'don't mind it' (hardly a resounding endorsement Sam) say what they think it brings to the table? Clearly it's not as big a travesty as the parasurfing sequence but I'm at a loss as to why anyone would think it is better…
  • fjdinardo wrote: » I feel Mendes didn't even want the gunbarrel at the beginning of Spectre either, but he really had no choice because he put his foot in his mouth when he said he wanted in the beginning of Skyfall but couldn't to because of the …
  • mcdonbb wrote: » Wow y'all are taking Elvis way too serious but you inadvertently nailed the intent of the character. At least he's not JaJa Binks or whatever that thing was. I agree though QoS could have wedged in a lethal henchman. Most o…
  • IncompetentHenchman wrote: » ForYourEyesOnly wrote: » lol Didn't someone post a quote from Dalton saying that he preferred TLD over LTK because the gore made the movie "classless" or something? That is true. Dalton said that he prefe…
  • ForYourEyesOnly wrote: » @Scaramanga12 & @TheWizardOffice - Actually, I had nothing against the Slate kill. It was good. The OP didn't like it, not me. The same goes for the CR choking - I'm fine with that. As for OHMSS, we don't actually see …
  • ClarkDevlin wrote: » TheWizardOfIce wrote: » ClarkDevlin wrote: » I know what you mean, Wiz. The thing is, like one the posters stated above, we never had a perfect gunbarrel. The best gunbarrel music, in my opinion, goes to Goldfinger, wh…
  • Dragonpol wrote: » TheWizardOfIce wrote: » Gerard wrote: » Dragonpol wrote: » Something that I don't understand about that scene is how Bond kills agents when it is just an exercise at the start of NSNA. He clearly kills them, even tho…
  • Gerard wrote: » Dragonpol wrote: » Something that I don't understand about that scene is how Bond kills agents when it is just an exercise at the start of NSNA. He clearly kills them, even though it is just a Secret Service practice exercise. …
  • ClarkDevlin wrote: » I know what you mean, Wiz. The thing is, like one the posters stated above, we never had a perfect gunbarrel. The best gunbarrel music, in my opinion, goes to Goldfinger, while the greatest performance belongs to Thunderball, …
  • GBF wrote: » We probably prefer the imagination of Bond having sex instead of really seeing it. We would probably also say that a Bond movie should not be a porn movie. Speak for yourself mate! If we're talking Eva Green then I think there'…
  • ForYourEyesOnly wrote: » @Scaramanga12 - It's okay. There's a difference between violence and gore. Violence, yes, that has a place in a Bond movie. Gore? Unnecessary. We've already established what a brilliant Bond movie is (for anyone, FRWL, GF,…
  • IncompetentHenchman wrote: » As far as I'm concerned, the bad gunbarrels are OHMSS, DAD, QOS, SF and SP. Some gunbarrels have slight issues: DN-FRWL-GF (because there is no Sean Connery and they don't segue), DAF and AVTAK are a bit bizarre, TS…
  • CraterGuns wrote: » BMW_with_missiles wrote: » My view of LTK has since improved, but QOS remains one of my lowest. The killing of Slate was nearly unwatchable. ??????? A death in which barely a drop of blood is seen? Watch the scen…
  • The tarantula room in DN is also one of his best. So simple yet conveyed such menace whilst also setting the style for the series.
  • BondJasonBond006 wrote: » He was nominated 5 times and won 2 Academy Awards, not for Bond of course, but what does it matter. The Academy recognised his genius. One Oscar nomination for TSWLM and that's it? Be serious. The YOLT volcano d…
  • I don't think you can claim Elvis gets off because he is written as a joke. We have to judge characters on their merits as if we don't know it's a film don't we? Saying Elvis is shockingly poorly written as a henchman is a different debate to …
  • Well I guess we are judging that if you are given the title 'henchman' how well do you err hench? Elvis is so ineffectual perhaps he is not even worthy of the title henchman? Greene's PA might sum up his job description more accurately. So per…
  • What can be said here? One of the main contributors to the success of the series. Was overjoyed to meet him circa 2010 at a screening of YOLT, probably his masterpiece. That he didn't win multiple Oscars for his work on Bond is an absolute …
  • mcdonbb wrote: » And technically since none have killed Bond they all were ineffective lol. The job of henchman is not just to kill Bond and nothing more. The job is to hench in general and someone like Oddjob is not ineffective in this …
  • Crazysoul95 wrote: » Elvis, he dosen't do a sh.t True enough but personally I don't think defecating on screen is a must for a competent henchman.
  • bondjames wrote: » jake24 wrote: » Here's another one: While exiting the theatre after seeing Spectre the first time, I overheard one woman saying something along the lines of, "It was OK, the Bond movies never really have good stories." Foll…
  • RC7 wrote: » TheWizardOfIce wrote: » GBF wrote: » Well, fair enough, some people think that Dr. Chrismas Jones, Stacey Sutton or Goodnight are even worse. So there is at least some controversy on that ..:-) Do they? I've yet to…
  • GBF wrote: » Well, fair enough, some people think that Dr. Chrismas Jones, Stacey Sutton or Goodnight are even worse. So there is at least some controversy on that ..:-) Do they? I've yet to encounter anyone who thinks anything other t…
  • Timothy Dalton was a placeholder for Pierce Brosnan. The pretitle sequence to GolenEye is better then The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill combined. It's good but then so is TLD. Difficult to separate them. Thunderball is Connery's worst f…
  • IncompetentHenchman wrote: » None of the Craig gunbarrels are acceptable. CR's was fine on its own but set a terrible precedent. Gunbarrels didn't have to be at the start anymore. QoS's gunbarrel, apart from being at the end, was awful. It's ru…