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Favourite Fleming Novel
Moonraker
Favourite Bond Film
From Russia With Love
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Sean Connery
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  • @Xboy... what Aston Martin are you looking for? the one from The Living Daylights, or the newer models?
  • i also gotta say "That's a Smith and Wesson... and you've had your six." I remember first watching the movie, and when he says that, and then just coldly kills the man, while puffing on his cigarette - i was like "DAMN!".. :) ... but it's the whol…
  • don't mean to offend anyone here... but Call Of Duty Black Ops is a joke - at least the multiplayer is... sorry - but if i want to run around in giant circles, i'll play Halo... the campaign was fun, but all the multiplayer in COD:BO is, is running-…
  • Quoting Samuel001: This thread makes me question if EON are able give us a great one-film allie ever again. When was the last time we had one? Raoul from Die Another Day I'd say. What a great character, so much more should have been made of him. I…
  • @dragonsky... those aren't meteors in the background of the Risico poster - they are missiles... i took the liberty, and used the 'unused' plotline of the Moonraker novel for the poster.. @Xboy... alrighty, i'll see what i can do. @Luds... Thanks …
  • @Saunders.... i have a certain soft spot for Whittaker - maybe it's because he resemb;ed my uncle, or maybe it's because he seems so "normal" and not menacing at all - more like a nerd with his toys..... but i always laugh, every time it comes to th…
  • I'd go with Kerim Bey, he just looks like a guy you could sit down have a drink and a cigar with, bullshit about current events (and his sons) - plus he had an awesome Phantom of The Opera-esque basement with a periscope :)
  • managers/agents... i tell yeah, sometimes they don't know what is best for their clients.... granted, it's easy to look back now, and realize how colossal of a mistake that was for them to make - but even if the franchise started falling apart in th…
  • a Fleming reading club? - then do we all gather at someone's house once a month, drink wine and gush about the latest readings like a bunch of women???? :-)) just kidding.. i would be down for it - it would mean that i would have to start my read…
  • as i said in my intro i wrote for Diamonds Are Forever for Bond-a-thon, it's a movie that i don't consider the best in the series, but it's a film that is hard for me to hate.. it's camp has a certain charm to it, that when duplicated in other films…
  • Quoting saunders: DIE ANOTHER DAY/WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S :-)) :-)) :-))
  • @Xboy what did you have in mind? what kind of banner are we talking about?
  • You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever ...essentially, the Blofeld trilogy... Dr. No For Your Eyes Only Quantum Of Solace ... the films are pretty serious, and very much grounded - and they feature Bond relying m…
  • i actually just sat down and watched Speed Racer, and i was surprised - I actually really liked it... it's not the greatest piece of cinema ever made, but it kept me entertained.. it felt like a fun acid trip while being eye fucked with color..
  • i have always thought about sitting down, and writing a short fan fic or two about my favorite action adventure hero...... but, have always been afraid to... people have told me that i am not a bad writer, but i feel i have about as much talent as a…
  • i personally really like Craig - and i would put him as my favorite - but i want to see how his next Bond film (and hopefully Bond 24) turns out.. if they turn out to be good, and not total garbage, he may just usurp Connery, for me anyway.... again…
  • i would have to disagree with Diamonds Are Forever being the least important... on the surface, yes, who cares about diamond smuggling - but after finding out that it's Blofeld behind the scenes orchestrating it (a man who he thought he killed) - an…
  • most important mission(s).. for me, it would Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker.... my pick out of that bunch, Thunderball... least important mission(s).. From Russia With Love, Live And Let Die, For Your Eyes Only, Q…
  • oh boy, better get my tickets now, before some suicidal fanboys get their hands on it....... i only saw it, because i thought it looked interesting, plus i wanted to see what all the hype was about - so i went with a bunch of classmates and one of …
    in Bond - 3D Comment by HASEROT March 2011
  • Avatar was probably one of the biggest wastes of time and money I had in a theater... such an average movie, that somehow got Christ-like praise.. i never understood why people thought it was so good? - the only logical conclusion i came to, was tha…
    in Bond - 3D Comment by HASEROT March 2011
  • I will never see 3D as the viable and standard format, until we no longer need glasses (which i hear a TV like is possibly already in the works?).. but even still - your 3D experience is only limited to the screen in front of you - it's not like you…
    in Bond - 3D Comment by HASEROT March 2011
  • believe it or not, the difference between the original QOS one, and the slowed down one from Goldeneye, is only 1 second? (maybe 1.5)... if you time it by when the music starts, to the gun shot, QOS's in 7 seconds.... the redone version is 8 seconds…
  • as much as i believe Bond to completely useless and inept in Goldfinger, it still remains as one of my all time favorites - so i have to go with Goldfinger.... i do like Octopussy though.. for me, there aren't as many silly moments in Goldfinger as…
  • @timmer.. I can see your point - but that is a lot of ifs and maybes that had to go right - which they eventually did... i think we were left to assume that Bond had told Pussy that the Delta 9 nerve gas was fatal - or maybe did she already know? -…
  • its alright... i must've ran this scene through my head 10 times, trying to think if he says "Are you alright?" or "You okay?" :)
  • sorry Barry.. but i gotta call you out on this one... Bond does not say "Are you alright?".. his exact quote is, "You okay?"... I would hate to be petty, as they both mean the same thing - but if the object is to get the quote exact...
  • 1.) Sean Connery - there isn't much to say about the man who is the measuring stick to all current and past Bonds.. he defined the role - and to the general masses, when you say James Bond - people instantly picture Sean Connery.. 2.) Daniel Craig …
  • Quoting timmer: Yes but by seducing Pussy and winning her over, didn't he arrange with her to render the gas harmless, thus saving the soldier's lives. True.. but unless Bond and Pussy switched those canisters themselves, how could he be so certa…