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MayDayDiVicenzo

Back from the dead. It was nice while it lasted.

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  • Thunderfinger
    Theresa MayDay
    August 2018
  • QQ7
    Do you have higher resolution version of your avatar?
    FYEO is one of my favorite Bond films.
    June 2018
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      It's been a while now since I first used this avatar so I honestly couldn't tell you where I found it! I've trawled through google images to no avail!
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      Libero!
  • Back from the dead. It was nice while it lasted.
    March 2018
  • 007Blofeld
    Is there anywhere I can find and watch this inside documentarys like the thunderball phenomenon or inside Dr. No for free online can't find them anywhere I tried youtube but its all copyrighted
    October 2016
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      I haven't a clue, sorry. They're included on the Bond 50 discs, but that's all I know of.
    • 007Blofeld
      007Blofeld
      Ok
  • Dragonpol
    Was that an actual poster for LALD? Very nice!
    September 2016
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      You know, I don't know myself! It was retweeted by Roger Moore's twitter account, but it doesn't say if it is official or not. I've checked in the definitive "JB 50 years of movie posters" book, and it isn't in there. Regardless, it is the best Bond movie poster I've ever seen, fan-made or otherwise!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      It's the work of Patricijo Carbajal, gentlemen. :)
  • barryt007
    I love your avatar....very original,gal !!
    August 2016
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Cheers, Barry! Just to clarify, May Day and Tracy are my favourite characters from the Bond films, and by no means indicative of my gender! I really couldn't think of a name when I signed up three years ago...
    • barryt007
      barryt007
      hahaha they are both great characters ,perfect for the 2 films they are in....shame both of them died,but well worked into the films storylines....(obv Tracy was straight from the book )...
  • Dragonpol
    Brilliant avatar - I love it!
    July 2016
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Why thank you Draggers! I saw it on a Facebook page and just had to nab it!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, I can understand why!
  • jake24
    Your avatar would scare the hell out of Roger Moore!
    June 2016
  • 3000 posts- 31/03/15
    March 2015
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Is that including all the spam?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      ANTI-AGING PLANT FIBRE FACE CREAM HERE.>>>>>>http.mesophyllfacecreamproducts.pl
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Apply anti-aging plant fibre face cream to the face for instant effect. The cream is sourced from a breakthrough process that extracts plant material from the spongy mesophyll layer of the plant leaf to rejuvenate the skin.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Incredible. And if I eat it?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      We don't talk about that.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Send me a box. I shall improvise.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Total- $5000 excl. VAT
      Shipping and postage- $50
      Grand total- $5050

      Card or cheque?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I will send you one of my credit cards. Maybe I should send two in case one gets lost on the way?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Excellent...excellent
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hmmm, pretty low on funds. Can I pay you in spam- I have a lifetime supply?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Spam...very flexible...very versatile. I can accept spam as credit.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      In that case, I am rich!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Money isn't as valuable to our organization as knowing who to spam.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Let me guess. My credit cards are dancing in a hurricane?
  • Paint me red and call me Shirley- the greatest dead horse this forum has ever seen has been banned!
    December 2014
  • "TURN THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!"
    October 2014
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Are you talking about my computer?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "TURN THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!" - Would've been a neat little nod to LTK as famous last words from Elliot Carver. RIP
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Turn the bloody machine off-David Bowman.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Welcome aboard! -hal9000
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "You don't need to cover up for me. I'm merely a pile of circuits and microchips."
      - Ultrahouse 3000 to Marge
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Best part Brosnan ever had.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Incredible actor, that Bronson.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I hear he even played Tom Hardy once.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Incredible film, that Baneface.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Me Batman. You Bane.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      ME Tarzan. YOU James. Oh, and never mock me again.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      How to kill a mockingfinger.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Flipping the mockingbirdfinger.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Bird up!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Watch the birdie, you bustard!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Watch the Murdie, you mastard.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Watch the liver, you plastered.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Watch the traffic signs, you hazard.
  • ''All those feathers, and he still can't fly''
    October 2014
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Unless you're a pheasant.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Or an Indian.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Or a penguin.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Or Big Bird.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Or an emu
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Or an emo. Sorry, forgotmyuselessbrain. Could not resist.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      ''All those webbed fingers, and he still can't swim" - Karl Stromberg
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      All that air of pompousness will not help you now, Drax.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "All those inflated opinions and he still can't fly" - Kananga
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      All that water and he still can fry. Capungo.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Zapungo
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Sea Drill AKA 'The Elliot Carver'
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Captain Kanangaroo.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Tee Hee goes out on a limb to avenge his master.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Meanwhile, Gettler is dreaming of a Mr White Christmas.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "I'm Mr. Kil or B. Killed. Take me away!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Auric Goldshower had a manservant. Blowjob was his name.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      ...I'm still training him to give me the right size wood. Successfully, too.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I would never do that, but Ed Wood.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Oh, Wood, E?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hey, do you think E. WOOD play golf?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      No, but Wood pecker do?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Yes, but Wood he Allen?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Woody Allin
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I Wood row Wilson if I found my oars.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Edwood Splinterhands
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Norwegian Woodfinger.
  • One year on Mi6 Community!
    July 2014
  • MayDayDiVicenzo changed his profile picture.
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    May 2014
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    1000 posts- 3/5/14
    May 2014
  • MayDayDiVicenzo changed his profile picture.
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    April 2014
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Chris is all.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      All my Christophers have come at once.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Walken to New Orleans. I mean San Fransisco Scaramanga.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Zorin was born with a genius gene,yes?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I dream of genius genes.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Sure, sure. Now he has more powah!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Max Power.
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      He got the name off a hair dryer.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The hair dryer belonging to herr Stamper.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Hair, hair! (Zorry for the bad pun.)
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      It's zot very good.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Max disgrace, Jones.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      This crazy Mr Jones.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Indiana Grace Jones and The Last Crusayday
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Amazing Grace Jones that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now am found, was blind but now I see. It was Grace Jones that tought my heart to fear. And Grace Jones my fear relieved.How precious did that Grace Jones appear the hour I first believed.(Quote:Roger Moore)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Roger Ramjones.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Smith & Grace Jones
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Chrismith Jones
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Chrismith is all.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Chris is Paul
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Paul Paulstopherson?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Close. Paul Paulstopher's son.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Paul Paulstopher Walken?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Max Powerwalken
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Pepsi Max Zorin
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Thunderfanta
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      007Up
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Coca Pola
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Coca Pola Ivanova
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      That's who I was referring to, unless there's another Pola?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Pola Roid
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Ah, how could I forget Miss Roid? I have photos of her on my camera... x-rayted.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Is that miss Dragonpola Roid?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yes, it's D.Roid. She's a fembot.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Such a bothole.
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    "Are you more interested in speed?...or stamina?
    April 2014
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      A little of both would be ideal
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Oh, I think I. Have the perfect match.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Take your drug dealing elsewhere.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's just horse tranquilizers.
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      I'm now craving sugar cubes.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Wait til you get to my sweet tooth.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      You must take a lot of vitamins.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I have pills for everything. They're called 'Limitless'.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A view to a pill.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      A flu to a kill.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      One flu over the cuckoos nest.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Adieu to a Kil
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A view to Achilles
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Let's see May Day made Dame, ay?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      You'll see to that personally, will you?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I just may, one day. Maybe on May Day.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Mayday, mayday! This page gets spammed.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's just Bond's ally, Spam Bouvier.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sister of Patty, Selma and Pam?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Spammy the details, will you?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      How soon before a mod warning now?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      You'll know the mods are coming when you see scooter jackets.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Those are Modern, yes.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      As well as the bowler hat belonging to Moddjob.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      And the suit of that coke bloke henchman in LTK. Blowjob, wasnt it?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Well it wasn't the guy who beat Bond's balls with a rope. He was a complete nutjob.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He certainly wasn t a paintjob.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      No, he was Dragonpaint.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A Dragonpain in the ass.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Take some Dragonpanadol for the peign.
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    "This will hurt him more than me!"
    April 2014
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "He knew about my shoouuulder, he knew exactly where to huurrrt me."
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      "One....last....screw!"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      What makes you think it's my last time?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Later, perhaps.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      You see, we are the last two rats.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Make that three.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I see four of us.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I see five fingers, all thundering.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Last finger standing.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      There's always something formal about the point of a thunderfinger.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      What is your point?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hmmm. I can't put my finger on it.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I love the avatar. MayDay is a great character!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I agree. May Day has a certain Grace about her.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      May she live to die another Day.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Dalton must've scared the May Daylights out of her.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Oh I love Mayday, always an intriguing character! And I believe she's on TV today, too!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Are you a fan of Grace Jones? I love her 80s music.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Sort of. I love her wackiness and feisty personna, and that infamous interview with Russell Harty is nothing short of hilarious!
      And, yes, her music is rather good as well!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      You are a slave to her rhythm?
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Haha, of course!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      That's private life drama. Leave me out.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Anyone else wants to drop out?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Just a Taiwanese tycoon. Pull up for the jumper.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      Mayday will provide you with a drink.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      My Jamaican rum?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Jamaydaycanadian.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      From a brew to a swill.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A queue to a will.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A roo to a grill
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Two to a nil.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      One last screw to a drill
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A golden hue to a Jill.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Haha. This thread is getting old,finger.
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    "I propose...the end to the domination of Silicon Valley"
    April 2014
  • dramaticscenesofQOS
    Image of Vesper* not desper.
    April 2014
  • dramaticscenesofQOS
    Okay so maybe I will use the kissy picture as the image of desper for my future reenactment scenes perhaps. We'll see. Really at this point it's about building support and getting the actors motivated to come back and do a different scene from QoS.
    April 2014
  • dramaticscenesofQOS
    Seriously, you have a skill for paying tribute to the series... Kissy Suzuki...I wish it were real, "Cherry Blossom Girl" like the song song by Air. I want your blessing in my next film project if I can request permission to frame a drawing in the background of a future scene I could film perhaps. No big deal but I admire your art work, dude.
    March 2014
  • dramaticscenesofQOS
    Thanks for the nice comment!
    March 2014
  • OHMSS69
    DAF review you mentioned? How do I get it. Not one of my favorite films but I would like to watch it.
    February 2014
    • Samuel001
      Samuel001
      If you type in 'calvin dyson diamonds are forever' on Google it will come up.
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  • Welcome Aboard!
    July 2013