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  • Finally, 1007 Posts! All my hard work at MI6(community) - well, mostly lame jokes and brain farts - has finally paid off! I'm gonna celebrate now by shooting up an embassy. Anyone feel free to join.

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    January 12
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Ah, I remember how mine was like. Good times! Good times!

      If you need any assistance, old boy, do let me know... even if it's to stop "one bomb maker".
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Should i ever get into a shootout, or i have to blow up a chemical weapons facility, you would be the first guy i want as my backup Clark! :D
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      For England, 00Agent? :D
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      For England, Clark!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Blow up an embassy, a chemical weapons factory, I'm in for either! I can be a straight-faced hero or the funny but talented sidekick.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      A 3 man team of 00's then. I'm thinking PTS in TLD. We're gonna have a good time, just don't get yourself killed lads. And remember: Shoot in and out.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Well if you're going to jump in TLD pts I have to be with you!!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      "better make that two"

      I'm sure the lady on the yacht will tell Margot to come over and bring a few lady friends with her he he....
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      It would be an honor having you in our midst Andi. A real soldier with actual military training. We might have the faintest chance of survival after all :D
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      and about the yacht, well you know... when one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      In my best LeChiffre voice:
      1007 posts....wonderful. But you are SO WRONG. You are 006.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Back from the dead! No longer just an anonymous star on the memorial wall at MI6. What's the matter, Andi? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?
      What's also true is that in 48 hours I will have more money than God. And you will have a small memorial service with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      On the yacht... A little fish I won't throw back into the sea... ;)
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Andi, I need help. My parachute got stuck on a friggin' tree!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Time to face gravity!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      That's it, chums. I'm out of it!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      He's branched off!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Good. I suspect things were about to get nasty.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Let's Finish the job, Lads! Blow them all to hell!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You have ten seconds!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I only need one.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      To us, fellas. We are the best.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Just surviving, Mr. Devlin. Just surviving.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      You know what they say about the fittest.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I'm just a professional, doing a job.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Aren't we all?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      It was the job we were chosen for.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      We're motivated by our duty.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Half of everything is luck, Clark!
      Ready to save the world again, 00A?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      With pleasure, Andi, with pleasure.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      00moo: Not too shabby, sir.
      Moother: But dead, 00moo. Dead!
      00moo: Correction, sir. I lost all legs. I did not die.
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    January 14
  • ClarkDevlin
    And to you, sir, I say... Welcome back!

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  • bondjames changed his profile picture.
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    January 13
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      The Mo(o)re you know, the closer you see ancient Roger. ;)
    • bondjames
      bondjames
      The mo{o}re the merrier, at least when it comes to Sir Rog.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      After all these years with the same profile picture, you can't just up and change it, bondjames. There are rules.
    • bondjames
      bondjames
      I debated it intensively Brady. I loved the old pic but this being a new year and all, I thought it was time for a 'small change' (I still kept the 'young' Rog look) in honour of the man who sadly is no longer with us in person from 2018 on, although his spirit still looms large.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You changed your picture. Dawn of a new era!
    • bondjames
      bondjames
      Sir Rog lives on forever mattjoes. Farewell Mr. Bond, but not goodbye.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Alright, I guess that's fair.
      [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/3d61418062cba4e1856ebf51ccc6a91a/tenor.gif?itemid=8686218[/img]

      I must say, it is growing on me, chiefly because it kind of matches mine. I have Sean looking over his shoulder at the camera, as does your Roger picture, and they both have a sepia like color to them, though I edited mine to be more gold.
    • bondjames
      bondjames
      That's true actually. I suppose one could look at it as the Rog version and in that respect it's quite fitting and reflective of his tenure. A little softer and less imposing but perhaps arguably just as charismatic.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @bondjames He lives on forever indeed.
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  • "No one wilr disturb you tonite." -Aki

    Just posting some of my favorite YOLT quotes.
    January 10
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      ...Really.
    • barryt007
      barryt007
      I like a chest now and again...as long as there is treasure in it.
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    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      James, come closer. I want to whisper something.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Best Bond Movie ever made, hands down
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      You can say that again. :D
  • What do you think would be an appropriate celebration for the 50th anniversary of OHMSS in 2019?
    January 11
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      Surely the party could be decorated with an array of "gold balls".
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Rest. I will tell you when. And I will tell you how. But it must be our secret. Yours and mine. Our secret.
  • "Do come in... enjoy some russian vodka, on me. Pour yourself a glass. I get it from the doorman at the embassy.. amongst certain other things..."yoltdikkosmall.png
    January 10
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      I do so enjoy our little visits, Mr Bond. However potentially painful they may be.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      - Right actor, Mr. Ruegg.
      - ...but wrong character.
    • DikkoHenderson
      DikkoHenderson
      Mis-attributing quotes like so many impotent beach boys!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Please don't get any foolish notions. Only his closest friends are permitted to call him that.
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    January 9
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      He's feeling the itch in there. Would you mind?
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      But we all know the moon landing was fake news. Clearly shown in DAF!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Outer space problems.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      More like inner space problems.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      looks like we need a problem eliminator... in space
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Now, I feel like in a commercial.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      have you seen the new Walther? I asked Q to get me one of these!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Walther P-99. For when you're in need... He's a friend indeed.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      His name is Walther. He solves problems. Any kind of problems... even in space.
      *All data without guarantee.*
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
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    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      My God, what's Bond doing?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I think he's attempt re-entry, sir.

      ...If you know what I mean.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      - Hawaii to Jupiter 16! What's going on?!
      - Hawaii, we've got an emergency situation here! Chris' nose is itching!
      - Can he identify the cause of the itch?! Repeat, can he identify the cause of the itch?!
      - Negative, Hawaii. Starting emergency protocol. Chris, this is Jupiter 16! You've got to pull yourself together, we're sending someone over there to scratch your nose! He'll be there in three minutes; in the meantime, stick to the standard nose itch procedure and pinch your leg to forget the itch!

      Wait a minute... who the hell designed this procedure?? Dink, you idiot!!!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      - Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Do you copy? Over.
  • ClarkDevlin
    Does this trigger your inner NFS fan? :D

    January 9
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Yes, it does! Rom Di Prisco is part of what makes those early games great, along with Saki Kaskas. A very elegant sound.

      Looking at the photo of the car I'm reminded of an album I put together about ten years ago, with drawings I made of sports cars from NFS and other sources.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Too right, mattjoes! Too right! The pre-Underground NFS games had very elegant sounds to name whether they were progressive rock or electronic techno as well as others like two of the aforementioned composers have contributed onto. Rom Di Prisco is an unsurpassed king at what he does. If I'm honest, he's the reason '007 Racing' is playable for me to begin with. Alistair Hirst also provided some great tracks, and so did Jeff Dyck. One of my all time favourite tracks from the entirety of the NFS games is "Showcase" by Hirst from the first game, and my all time favourite is "Dr. Know" (you think that was a play on 'Dr. No' or something?) by Rom Di Prisco. Christ! I miss the old days...

      I've always loved the photograph above as it definitely contains classic NFS humour... A sportscar competing with a jet. Where are those kinds of greatness when you require them? :D
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I haven't played 007 Racing. Didn't even know Rom Di Prisco did the music!

      Some of my favorite themes from the games are Halling It (Robert Ridihalgh, NFS2), Main Menu (Rom Di Prisco, NFS2), Romulus 3 (Rom Di Prisco, NFS3), Triton (Rom Di Prisco, NFS3), Callista (Saki Kaskas, NFS4).

      That Showcase theme is damn cool.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      And Cygnus Rift by Di Prisco from NFS4. Mustn't forget that.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      All of those are absolutely great! Can't argue with that list!

      Here's a sample from '007 Racing' by Rom Di Prisco:
      https://youtu.be/i0rn_vd64PI
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Cool! Combine great things (Di Prisco's talent and James Bond music) and great things will happen. Went ahead and listened to a few others. Love the horns in Track 3.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Menu is pretty great too.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I tell you, '007 Racing' is only worth a shot if you love the Bond cars and NFS type music. It's a crying shame though that an inferior team of developers handled it when Eden Studios (who also developed 'Test Drive Unlimited 2') and EA Canada could've delivered a stellar job on the case as witnessed in the later three installments in the franchise.

      And of course, if I can add one more thing regarding the NFS tracks... Saki Kaskas' "Psychonaught" is bloody awesome, too!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Love Psychonaut. It was a shame to hear of Kaskas' passing; the guy was great.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Agreed. I gotta admit, I didn't know of his passing until recently when I was looking up at the current status of these composers. A crying shame.
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    January 9
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You know, looking at that still frame and a few others, I get the impression Woman of Straw was lit and shot in a more stylized way than the early Bond films. I rather like its look.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Oh it definitely is, Matt. 'Woman of Straw' is a criminally overlooked and underrated classic that doesn't get enough attention. Sean Connery's best performance if I may say so, with a terrific cast alongside. And - of course - Ken Adam was the production designer, and Anthony Sinclair provided Connery's wardrobe.

      Many of the suits in here were later reused in 'Goldfinger'.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Is that supposedly Sean's reaction or your reaction to the film's stylishness, @00Agent? ;)
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      My reaction to your description Clark :D
      I guess i will have to watch it now
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      You should! :D
      It's a terrific film!
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    January 8
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Sean, my dear. We're showing a bit more "teeth" than usual, aren't we?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Things may fall down like "Dominoes", hence keeping them all sharp.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      What sharp little teeth you've got.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Very novel Clark, you must get them in the stores for Christmas.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      It helps fighting the wear and tear that goes on in the field.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      It has not been perfected out of years of patient research entirely for that purpose, 007. And incidentally we'd appreciate its return, along with your other equipment. Intact, for once, when you return from the field.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Everything you give me is treated with equal contempt.
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    January 8
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Now in Xenia-O-Vision!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      "Admiral Chuck Farrell, stiff-assed Canadian... literally"
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      ...and with a stiffy no less!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      He knew there was no sense in going out half-cocked.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Looks like he got off before he got offed.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      He was a little restless, but he got off eventually.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Now, he has all the time in the world.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Maybe Admiral Farrel reunited with Xenia in the afterlife, forever to be crushed between her thighs.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Possible. She always did enjoy a good squeeze, after all.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It's hilarious to see Xenia jumping backwards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFFRaKPCoE&t=1m05s
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Fifty Shades of Onatopp.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/74065238/has-sex-with-hot-chick-xenia-onatopp.jpg
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Dies. Lol!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      a crushing defeat
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Had no chest for tights.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      In the end....he had a point.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Point taken.
    • Major_Boothroyd
      Major_Boothroyd
      Always the best profile pics @mattjoes
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Thank you, Major
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    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Shmashing profile picture.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Thank you, sir!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Looking shtunning, I approve!
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      "filthy habit"
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Well, if I'm going to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      You should given smoking. Cigarettes are very bad. Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      (And I despise my phone. Correction: “give up”).
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      You sound like a commercial.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      If it helps paying the debts...
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      It will keep you in curry for a few weeks, won't it?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Yep! Caviar and champagne.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Stuffed sheep's head. One of our specialities.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      It's odd, but when I'm stared at, I seem to lose my appetite.
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      ...but what a great way to go.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      He died doing what he loved.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      He enjoyed it while it lasted
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Well, once again, the pleasure was all yours.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      But he definitly had the wrong definition of safe sex
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I certainly hope so too.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I'd say the admiral most certainly had them.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Plenty... and he discovered Xenia had a crush on him.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      So, I take it brushing up on a little Georgian paid off?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Well, it's all a matter of perspective
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      For her thighs only. Need to know... I'm sure you understand.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Her all time thigh scared the living daylights out of him.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      GoldenThighs.
  • ClarkDevlin
    "Just so you know, ol' boy, you're one hell of an addition to the service."

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    January 7
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I concur. You're a keeper.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Have a little more of this... rather disappointing brandy.
      I'd say it was a four decades-old Fine, indifferently blended, sir. With an overdose of presumptuous Lake du Shard.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      You used your witticism carefully, Mr. Ruegg. Hope we'll be seeing more of it.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It's heartwarming when you talk about fellow Bond fan Jason. Yasou, Andi!
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    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Shplendid!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Bond Ish Back!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      ...And hish better than ever!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Nobody doesh it betterrr!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      You are all shell fish.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Definitely Dishtinctive.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      I am shitting by my shelf in front of the fireplace. Where's Pushy when I need to be shaved.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Pusshy's shitting on my lap!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      -Mr. Sanchez, Bond, Jamesh Bond.
      -Shit, please.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Hell yesh, very exshiting times ahead
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Alwaysh the shame.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Shit and wait.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      you musht be choking
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      "Shit down. Shit! Down!"
      -James Bond, Quantum of Solace (2008)