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Ryder Cup 2016

GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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So who will be following the Ryder Cup this year?

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  • patbpatb
    Posts: 4,599
    "They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red.

    They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin.

    They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society."
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 6,777
    I guess that's a no.
  • sirseanisbondsirseanisbond
    edited September 2016 Posts: 2,189
    patb wrote: »
    "They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red.

    They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin.

    They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society."

    Listen bud, the Americans you describe I also hate with a passion. You can eat shit if you're a Republican as far as I'm concerned, but I am an American, and we are not all like that. And there is nothing that good Americans hate more than Euro's calling us all like those idiots you speak of. So as far as I'm concerned, I hope we beat the shit out of you old world, faggy surrender monkeys with your socialism and old world racism, your fuddy duddy history and your weak militaries! Too can play at name calling bud!
  • patbpatb
    Posts: 4,599
    http://www.nationalclubgolfer.com/2016/09/27/pete-willett-i-aint-partisan-hes-my-brother/
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 17,780
    Not me.
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