USE A LINE FROM A BOND MOVIE WHEN ... you want to react to the recent forum changes. ;-)

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "Turn off the lights."

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "We've nothing to declare!"

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "Disorientates any normal person for about, ooh, 30 seconds."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "We need a second bedroom."

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "You must be a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like that."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Too closely for comfort, I'm afraid."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "What makes you think this is my first time?"

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "But let us forget the past."

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "Look in my eyes. I can beat this man, you know that."
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    "Ejector seat? You're joking!"
  • Posts: 1,595
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>

    Moonraker: Intresting, most inresting
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 16,295
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "The pleasure will be all mine."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,295
    Things've been awfully dull 'round here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence in this one!
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    edited October 2013 Posts: 15,675
    Will you help me find the Stationary?
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,295
    Murdock wrote:
    Will you help me find the Stationary?
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    I haven't seen mah welleeh in a long time!

    Nice opening phrase for the new boss, @Murdock. ;-)

  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,675
    DarthDimi wrote:
    I haven't seen mah welleeh in a long time!

    Nice opening phrase for the new boss, @Murdock. ;-)

    Thank you @DarthDimi. Subtlety can go a long way hehe. ;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,295
    Imagine delivering that line with a straight face. That's like begging to be fired. Yesterday.
  • DragonpolDragonpol Schloss Drache ~ Defender of the Continuation.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 12,701
    "A woman" (from Moonraker)
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    (Slightly edited) "I will be keeping my eye on our company's money, and off your perfectly formed arse"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 8,389
    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "Despite your efforts, my finely wrought dream approaches fulfilment."

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy.</b></font>
    "I feel lucky. Shall we double?"

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "Tell him to exercise caution. It is lethal."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "I know a great restaurant in Karachi. We can just make dinner!"

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "What, no small talk? No chitchat?"

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "How reckless of me! I made you all wet."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "Don't play with any of the switches."

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "What a drag. I want to win the gold medal."

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
    "A new model. Still press here, do I?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 16,295
    QBranch wrote:
    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
    "A new model. Still press here, do I?"

    @QBranch hits home the award for best post of the day! ;-)
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>

    Suppose I was to meet her in the flash I dont come to expectations
  • edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    DarthDimi wrote:
    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>

    "What else do you call your bottom?"

    "The things I do for England!"

    "And this I'm particularly proud of. Behind the headlights, stinger missiles!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 31,908
    "Don't touch that!...that's my lunch."
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    "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,389
    "Am I to be your target for tonight?"
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
    Posts: 2,108
    Dragonpol wrote:
    "A woman" (from Moonraker)

    :)) :)) :)) I laugh with this every single time...
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>

    Speak now or forever hold your piece!
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>

    What a fine craft! Such lovely lines!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,389
    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work?"

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "Naturally, you would do it for Queen and country."

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "Thank you, sir. That's a great comfort."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "What's this? Caviar. Well, that's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's OK."

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "You'll need a great deal of luck to get out of this."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Let me go, there's a bomb in there."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "We are both playing for enormous stakes."

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "I don't have to apologize to you, a paid assassin, for what I am."

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive."

    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
    "When I come back we'll discuss the future."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 31,908
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>

    "Muffy?"

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,295
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you have a bad hair day.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,295
    It goes by hot air.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 31,908
    "It always makes me feel a bit melancholy."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,675
    What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine Boyyyyy?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,389
    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "I discovered I had a talent for it."

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "My government categorically denies the incident ever occurred."

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "It doesn't matter a damn to you that thousands of innocent people will die in your accident."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "My backhand's improved."

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "It is Kristatos you want- not me."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Keep your head down."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "Oh, that's a pity. I was just beginning to enjoy myself."

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "How long would l get in the brig if l stole your wallet?"

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "For the first time in this country, the death-defying human cannonball."

    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
    "Why don't you come back to bed?"

    <font color=red><b>... you have a bad hair day.</b></font>
    "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match."
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    "And what is my black wig doing in the pool?"
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