USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... somebody replaced your liquor stash with water.

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  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    "*ding ding ding ding ding ding* Ah....Lunch."
  • Posts: 10,900
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>

    "Phu yuk!" :))
  • "I know just where to put that"
  • BennyBenny Moderator
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    "Thank you no, nothing at all."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You are professional. You do not kill without reason."
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 140
    "This is an old friend of mine. And it tells me, something smells."

    (Actually, that one works even better for the scenario on the train, doesn't it?)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited September 2013 Posts: 16,299
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Wait 'til you get to my teeth.
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    The cowardly option: "When you're ready to leave, you can take my car"

    "Little Nellie got a hot reception. Four big-shots made improper advances towards her, but she defended her honor with great success. Heading for home."
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>

    *Punches the hood* "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,299
    In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "My phone unlocks the car. Recall-3-Send."
  • "Didn't I warn you not to talk to strangers"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,393
    "I have no armor left. You've stripped it from me."
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    "Training is useful, but there is no substitute for experience"
  • Posts: 140
    "Better luck next time, Slugheads!"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    QBranch wrote:
    "My phone unlocks the car. Recall-3-Send."

    :D Very clever.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage?"'
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "It's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
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    "Time to Face Gravity!"
  • Posts: 10,900
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>

    Filthy habit!
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    "Perhaps we could make up a foursome."
  • "I suspect they're trying to kill me"
  • “I’m giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.”
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Jambudvipa
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    I will buy you a delicatessen, in stainless steel!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,299
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 16,299
    Just a slight stiffness coming on...
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,675
    Beg your pardon, forgot to knock!
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,487
    "Whatever the doctor orders."
  • BennyBenny Moderator
    Posts: 8,464
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>

    "A gun and a bag of peanuts. How original, what will they think of next?"

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