Making Fun of Your Favorite Super Spy

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  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Esspee (SP)

    Spuh.
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    The name is Blonde. James Blonde :

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Okay that outfit is suspiciously familiar @Gerard.

    Or some things never go out of style.

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    Agent_99 wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Esspee (SP)

    Spuh.
    That's how you pronounce it in your mind? I like Spee myself, it fits the cinematography.
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited February 18 Posts: 975
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited February 18 Posts: 975
    Which Reminds Me...
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

    E...

    Which Reminds Me...

    Haha, this is hilarious!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

    E...

    Which Reminds Me...

    Haha, this is hilarious!

    They should have given Burton Bond. He did well with Batman and Planet of the Apes. He is still available.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

    E...

    Which Reminds Me...

    Haha, this is hilarious!

    They should have given Burton Bond. He did well with Batman and Planet of the Apes. He is still available.
    Was he in the running at some point?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

    E...

    Which Reminds Me...

    Haha, this is hilarious!

    They should have given Burton Bond. He did well with Batman and Planet of the Apes. He is still available.
    Was he in the running at some point?

    I very much doubt that.
  • mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

    E...

    Which Reminds Me...

    Haha, this is hilarious!

    They should have given Burton Bond. He did well with Batman and Planet of the Apes. He is still available.
    Was he in the running at some point?

    I very much doubt that.

    "We're reinventing who he is, and that takes Tim Burton."
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dad (DAD)
    Oh, I Love You, DAD!

    E...

    Which Reminds Me...

    Haha, this is hilarious!

    They should have given Burton Bond. He did well with Batman and Planet of the Apes. He is still available.
    Was he in the running at some point?

    I very much doubt that.

    "We're reinventing who he is, and that takes Tim Burton."

    =))
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    You can hear this screencap.
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  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited February 18 Posts: 975
    "Licence Expired: The Unauthorized James Bond: Volume II"
    "We All Are Human, Aren't We? I Don't Think So..."

    The Sun Was Hiding As Usual That Evenging On The Hills Of Ireland, In The Middle Of The Road, An Aston Martin DB5 Drove To An Unknown Objective, Inside The Car, The Man Known As James Bond Was Going To A Meeting On A Secret Bunker, Suddenly, A Horse Encountered With Bond In The Middle Of The Road, Bond Stopped The Car And Inmediatly Got Off It.
    - What On Earth Are You Doing, You Brainless Worm?!!!
    Bond Said Angry.
    - Get Out Of The Way!!!
    The Horse Didn't Move At All.
    - Oh, So You Wanna Do It The Hard Way, Huh? TAKE THAT!!!
    Bond Kicked The Horse In His Butt, And Suddenly, A Flash Covered His Eyes, Bond Covered Himself And When The Flash Vanished, His Eyes Caught A Gorgeus Lady, Full Of Dirt And With Dirty Clothes.
    - Thanks For Freeing Me Of My Curse, My Savior!
    Bond Look Puzzled.
    - B-But...
    - I Know What You're Thinking Right Now, Don't Worry, I Am Princess Elena, I Was Cursed By The Evil Wizard, Malavin, Who Transformed Me Into A Horse Until A Good Man Freed Me From My Curse, And You Have Been That Good Man, And You Are Worthy Of This Prize For It.
    The Princess Kissed Bond, Which Made Him Fall In Love With Her.
    - But Now, I Need To Return To My Kingdom, My Subdits Need Me, Farewell, My Savior.
    - Stay Here For A Few More Minutes, Dear!
    Bond Fell To The Ground, Realizing That The Princess Vanished, Like If She Had Never Existed, He Continued His Journey, With The Hearth Broken, Knowing That He Would Probably Never See The Princess Again...
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited August 2022 Posts: 3,382
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  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited August 2022 Posts: 3,382
    "So sad, James"

    Billy Joel even have a tribute song for James!

    Listen to Billy Joel's "James"




    Sample Lyrics:

    James...do you like your life,
    Can you find release,
    And will you ever change
    Will you ever write your masterpiece.
    Are you still in school
    Living up to expectations...James...

    You were so relied upon, everybody knows how hard you tried-
    Hey...just look at what a job you've done,
    Carrying the weight of family pride.
    James...you've been well behaved,
    You've been working so hard
    But will you always stay
    Someone else's dream of who you are.
    Do what's good for you, or you're not good for anybody...James.


    Oh, James.....
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Sold on eBay.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sold on eBay.
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    Sold on eBay.

    For one million?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Actually not so unique and special as that. But American.

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  • edited September 2022 Posts: 6,682
    Just remembering the Spectre workprint.



    Edit: And I post this as one of the apparently few who happen to enjoy that part of Spectre.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Just remembering the Spectre workprint.



    Edit: And I post this as one of the apparently few who happen to enjoy that part of Spectre.

    I wish they had kept the DO NOT DUPLICATE caption. I wonder what profound meaning it has?
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Just remembering the Spectre workprint.



    Edit: And I post this as one of the apparently few who happen to enjoy that part of Spectre.

    I wish they had kept the DO NOT DUPLICATE caption. I wonder what profound meaning it has?

    Great idea. In fact, after the gunbarrel, instead of "The dead are alive", we could've gotten this "DO NOT DUPLICATE" text, and it could've stayed on the screen for the entire movie.
  • ImpertinentGoonImpertinentGoon Everybody needs a hobby.
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    It's the new "Don't let anybody else fuck it up". "DO NOT DUPLICATE SPECTRE!! EVER"
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited September 2022 Posts: 3,382
    Actually not so unique and special as that. But American.

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    I laughed at the Roger Moore one (the one with his old and young self). 😂
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    Posts: 975
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    :))

    Can't wait to see this next one:

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    They made a big spectacle from Bond's death.

    Don't blame me for the video, blame Spike Milligan. His madness is contagious.

    Nonetheless, puzzled reactions are welcome.

  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    Posts: 975
    mattjoes wrote: »
    They made a big spectacle from Bond's death.

    Don't blame me for the video, blame Spike Milligan. His madness is contagious.

    Nonetheless, puzzled reactions are welcome.


    Aren't those people just Bond haters at the premiere of NTTD?
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