The James Bond Quote Conversation

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• jobo

  February 2021 Posts: 7,507

  Forgive me, gentlemen, but not being English I sometimes find your humor a bit difficult to follow...
• EHollander

  February 2021 edited February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  Well, supposing for argument’s sake, I don’t feel like talking?
• Risico007

  February 2021 Posts: 10,005

  EHollander wrote: »

  Well, supposing for argument’s sake, I don’t feel like talking?

  
  Nic Nac Tabasco
• EHollander

  February 2021 edited February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  It's the simplest thing...to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.
• jobo

  February 2021 Posts: 7,507

  I'll show you. You unscrew it, then stick it up your nose!
• EHollander

  February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  It burned all MY insides. But I didn’t die.
• Locque Escaped from a Namur prison

  February 2021 Posts: 262

  You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
• EHollander

  February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  Skin suffocation. It can happen to cabaret dancers. You should leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  February 2021 Posts: 2,436

  I admit it's a little kinky.
• EHollander

  February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  I think you've got a secret. And it's something you won't tell anyone.
• GadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria

  February 2021 Posts: 4,247

  So, you're a British spy. Do you have a name?
• EHollander

  February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  Threw it away years ago. What the hell is this about?
• GadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria

  February 2021 Posts: 4,247

  I knew it was too early to promote you.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  February 2021 Posts: 13,385

  I wondered what you were going to do when you went down from Cambridge.
• EHollander

  February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  If only I could find a real man!
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  February 2021 Posts: 13,385

  Oh, not this one. He didn't like me at all.
• jobo

  February 2021 Posts: 7,507

  Nobody knows where he is or how he looks like...
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  February 2021 Posts: 13,385

  Well, you'd better come with me.
• EHollander

  February 2021 edited February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  ...I understand he is now our willing and obedient servant.
• GadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria

  February 2021 Posts: 4,247

  Absolutely...Lead on.
• EHollander

  February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  What did he promise you? His heart?
• GadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria

  February 2021 Posts: 4,247

  No. His wallet.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  February 2021 Posts: 13,385

  All that scumbag money won't do you a bit of good here.
  
• EHollander

  February 2021 edited February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  Cancel transfer of 20 million dollars.
• BonSimonLeBon_1

  February 2021 Posts: 2,436

  What a waste.
• EHollander

  February 2021 edited February 2021 Posts: 3,687

  Where's the real money? You wouldn't burn 50,000 real dollars, would you?
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  February 2021 Posts: 13,385

  The dollar isn't what it once was.
• jobo

  February 2021 Posts: 7,507

  Does it look like we need the money?
• Locque Escaped from a Namur prison

  February 2021 Posts: 262

  We are teachers on a sabbatical and we have just won the lottery.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  February 2021 Posts: 13,385

  Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond.