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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,692
    Mommy was very bad.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Oh, I admit it's a little kinky.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "The whole thing sounds so fantastical it just might be true"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I saw the whole thing. The machine’s fixed! Who’s she? Your mother?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,692
    That is Irina, my mistress!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Forget the girl. She's replaceable.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    I have taught you to love chickens.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,692
    Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Watch the birdy, you bastard!
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    Ornithologist, huh?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "More of a problem eliminator."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2020 Posts: 3,687
    An additional inducement will ensure this. For instance, if another agent were ...eliminated?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "I hope I can reach them in time."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    He’ll be late, and we’ll be rid of him too.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "You've hardly distinguished yourself. You were supposed to observe Mr. Goldfinger. Not borrow his girlfriend."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...and question Gonzalez, not let Miss Havelock perforate him.
  • Agent_47Agent_47 Canada
    Posts: 330
    Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings... and I am prepared to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest... if I knew what it was about
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    I'll endorse your request to resign.
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2020 Posts: 7,500
    I accept, but only after I have finished this delicious meal that Nick Nack has prepared for us
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Bon appetit.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    How can you eat at a time like this?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    It's what keeps me alive (duh...)
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I only have one question. Why not stay dead? You have the perfect way out, go and live quietly somewhere. Not many field agents get to leave this cleanly.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "I don't want to escape. Strange as it may be, I've grown accustomed to your face."
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    I feel a slight stiffness coming on.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "The things I do for England."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    When do we blow the stadium?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,971
    "I want it moved up to tonight!"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    He's keen to get home
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    General, this man's either drunk or crazy.
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