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  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Okay. Fine. As of this morning, you are officially grounded. I'm standing you down from all operations indefinitely.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,939
    "Request granted. Not even with regret."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Regret is unprofessional.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,939
    "We are pros Mister Bond."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou. I can still hear my old hound dog barkin'.
    Posts: 8,677
    I'm just a professional doing a job.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    You perverse British, how you love your exercise. Every year hundreds of amateur(s), They wind up in the same predicament.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,939
    "Those girls. And many more like them."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    The jobs done and the bitch is dead.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    That was hardly my best shot!
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,862
    "What was it you said? take the bloody shot."
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Utter one more syllable and I'll have you shot.
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,862
    “That wasn’t very nice.”
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    That means...I would have to be... Dead.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    That makes two of us
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,939
    "Yes, this is my second life."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    DON’T SAY IT!...
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    SMIERT SPIONOM??!!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,939
    "I don't think I need to remind you that you are bound by the Official Secrets Act."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    M doesn’t mind you making a little money on the side. She’d just prefer it if it wasn’t selling secrets.
  • MooreFunMooreFun
    Posts: 385
    The reports Sir Robert bought were stolen from an MI6 agent. I want to know who killed him.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    NO ONE! He’s a rogue agent! I’ve got orders to take him back one way or the other.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 4,939
    "Double-o-7? Don't muck it up again."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,500
    Construction is not my speciality...
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Oh shut up Q.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Balls, Q?
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,862
    "I'll admit it's a little kinky."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    (Kilt drops to floor) ...Ha, It’s TRUE!
  • BennyBenny In the shadowsAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 14,862
    "I know just where to stick that."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    In Eastern philosophy, the body has seven chakra points, energy centers like the heart or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs.
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