We all have our secrets....

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My fav line from the trailer and I love the way DC delivers it with his fake tan job and extra Mr.White Teeth.

Can we do a bit of kiss kiss bang bang tell tell?

I used to push other toddlers off the slide in the park so my daughter could go first again and again and again and again...
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I used to push other toddlers off the slide in the park so my daughter could go first again and again and again and again..."

    That is horrible, sir!

    I passed a test on Orwell's 1984 once without actually reading the book.
  • conradhankersconradhankers Underground
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    "I used to push other toddlers off the slide in the park so my daughter could go first again and again and again and again..."

    That is horrible, sir!

    I passed a test on Orwell's 1984 once without actually reading the book.

    Maybe Push was a too stronger word, more like 'your mum's calling you'...

    Wow, without reading?

    I once passed my self as 12 when I was 15 to get a cheaper cinema ticket. Such a villian.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    "I used to push other toddlers off the slide in the park so my daughter could go first again and again and again and again..."

    That is horrible, sir!

    I passed a test on Orwell's 1984 once without actually reading the book.

    Maybe Push was a too stronger word, more like 'your mum's calling you'...

    Wow, without reading?

    I once passed my self as 12 when I was 15 to get a cheaper cinema ticket. Such a villian.

    Fair enough. ;-)

    And yes, I assembled clues left and right from hearing classmates talk about the book. And then, of course, there are all those cultural references made in films and such. I put things together and kept my answers just vague enough to convince the teacher that I knew exactly what I was talking about without exposing myself as a fraud. ;-)

    About the cinema ticket, I pulled a trick like that too once. I wanted to take a girl from my group of friends to see a horror flick with me. I was 16 (i.e., the required minimum age) but she was only 15 at the time. And yes, they were checking the ID's of us, teens, at the time. So I lied about being accompanied by my dad who was supposedly buying us some snacks at the concession stand. It worked; I got two tickets. But before entering the actual theatre, they were checking our ID's again. Here's the funny thing. My friend was taller than me and they let her pass just like that, whereas I, the only one of us actually 16 at the time, had to show my ID one more time. ;-) Anyway, it worked out fine and we got to watch EVENT HORIZON. Perfect crime... and an ounce of luck.
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    Wonder why bond just doesn’t leave Madeline to fend for herself
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Tuck91 wrote: »
    Wonder why bond just doesn’t leave Madeline to fend for herself
    Wrong thread perhaps? ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    My creditcard number is 216146 66 666

    Pin code: 5781
  • goldenswissroyalegoldenswissroyale Switzerland
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    My creditcard number is 216146 66 666

    Pin code: 5781

    Thanks. I'm ordering very important stuff (or at least expensive) right now...wait...I'm very interested in numbers on credit cards. Always was, fascinating stuff.so here's the question: could you tell us the other numbers on the card, too? The date for example...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2019 Posts: 17,728
    My creditcard number is 216146 66 666

    Pin code: 5781

    Do you have that three digit number on the back as well? Oh, and the expiry date? Thanks. :)

    It all reminds me of these:



  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    "I passed a test on Orwell's 1984 once without actually reading the book.

    I once passed a history exam by writing an essay about civil defence on the Home Front...basing my answer entirely on Dad's Army.
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    oh boy I have a ton but all are well more end of life reveals then online forum
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Agent_99 wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    "I passed a test on Orwell's 1984 once without actually reading the book.

    I once passed a history exam by writing an essay about civil defence on the Home Front...basing my answer entirely on Dad's Army.

    Who ever claimed TV can't be educational? 😉
  • MinionMinion Don't Hassle the Bond
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    I once blatantly ripped off the story of the video game Sonic Adventure for a creative writing course, and aced it.
  • matt_umatt_u better known as Mr. Roark
    edited December 2019 Posts: 4,343
    Made a thesis about Architectural archetypes within Tarkovsky filmography in order to avoid any question during the discussion with the professors.

    😏
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    Eyes Only.

    Here's my little secret.

    Having always been particular in the picture quality of the films I watch, I have a firm belief that one's television set should be calibrated properly. This isn't so much an issue today with high definition widescreen TV's. But during the long era of 4:3 tube televisions, I often found it a problem.

    One would go over to a buddy's house for a movie night and the flesh tones would look too pinkish, too greenish, too orangy, too bluish, etc. Most of the time the owners of that set wouldn't notice how bad their TVs looked.

    So I made it a habit of secretly re-adjusting their picture whenever they left the room to get a snack, or drink. When they came back Bond would look like Bond (rather than looking like The Hulk).

    To this day I'm still not ashamed of this secret.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @ToTheRight
    You're my hero!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I used to enjoy decapitating people.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I used to enjoy decapitating people.

    That was before you had your brain surgery, @Thunderfinger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    I used to enjoy decapitating people.

    That was before you had your brain surgery, @Thunderfinger.

    The transplant, you mean? Thank you!
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    I'm secretly a lizard person. No, strike that. I'm normal. Honest.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    royale65 wrote: »
    I'm secretly a lizard person. No, strike that. I'm normal. Honest.

    You mean right now.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Always.
  • DrunkIrishPoetDrunkIrishPoet The Amber Coast
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    Not actually drunk most of the time.
  • Agent_47Agent_47 Canada
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    I'm happily married.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
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    Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

    :-c
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    royale65 wrote: »
    I'm secretly a lizard person. No, strike that. I'm normal. Honest.

    Do you fly round the stage like a lizard and that?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @Thunderfinger is providing for me quite royally in his will.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    royale65 wrote: »
    I'm secretly a lizard person. No, strike that. I'm normal. Honest.

    Do you fly round the stage like a lizard and that?

    I wish! I'm a normal lizard. The second stage is a flying lizard. Hopefully soon! I mean, I don't know what you are on about. Shut up!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    royale65 wrote: »
    I'm secretly a lizard person. No, strike that. I'm normal. Honest.

    I'm secretly David Icke, and I always knew you were a lizard.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2019 Posts: 17,728
    royale65 wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    royale65 wrote: »
    I'm secretly a lizard person. No, strike that. I'm normal. Honest.

    Do you fly round the stage like a lizard and that?

    I wish! I'm a normal lizard. The second stage is a flying lizard. Hopefully soon! I mean, I don't know what you are on about. Shut up!

    How nice to meet you. I'm one of these flying lizards that you get now. Lizards of the World Unite!

    Just watch this video and hopefully all will become clear:



    :D
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    Ok I admit it I am the gun man on the grassy Knoll.. I was really drunk I was meant to just shoot to scare the president and well… yeah
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