USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN you accidentally burp in a silent movie theatre.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Shut the door, Alec. There's a draught!
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    Well, enjoy yourself!
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    A little soap here..........a little soap there. Drat! I dropped the soap!
    THAT is NOT the soap. Ha ha OOOHHH!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    The obvious one:

    My name's Plenty. Plenty O'Toole.
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?

    😂😄🤣
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Paradox Hotel
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    I have no problem with female authority.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You've shot your bolt, Stromberg. Now it's my turn.
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    Your best approach will be up the right face...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Paradox Hotel
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    Your beauty is a problem.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Well, it`s gotta come out sooner or later.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Just keeping the British end up, sir.
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    Forgot to knock
  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
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    “Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up.”
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    So, now that we're all here...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    This ring houses the impulse conductor circuit.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    You guys are the greatest! =))

    Moving on:

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you slipped over a banana peel in public.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry, you rats!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
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    But my martini is still dry.
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    Such nice cheeks too. If only they were brains
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The food here is horrible!
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    OOOOOOOOORRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Paradox Hotel
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    Behold the instruments of Armageddon!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    ToTheRight wrote: »
    OOOOOOOOORRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Is that Roger Moore? ;)
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    It’s was all me the instrument of all your pain
  • DraxCucumberSandwichDraxCucumberSandwich United Kingdom
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    Time to face gravity
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I've lost my charm!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I call it Operation Grand Slam."
  • Tokoloshe2Tokoloshe2 Limbo
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    I was just out walking my rat and seem to have lost my way...
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