USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Posts: 12,506
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you just heard Another Way To Die for the first time.</b></font>

    That's like listening to the Beatles without ear muffs!!!!
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you embarrassingly leave the men's room behind with an unpleasant odour.</b></font>

    Don't touch that! That's my lunch! :-& =))
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    "I supose it's too late to make a run for it?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    As per usual, I'm laughing my ... off! :D

    Great material, folks! Keep 'em coming!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you embarrassingly leave the men's room behind with an unpleasant odour.</b></font>

    "Just being disarming, darling."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Did you expect an apology?"
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    "Red wine with fish. That should have told me something"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "In my business you prepare for the unexpected"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "My escape route's only for one."
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    "Here I have improved on sterility"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "Shut the door Alec, there's a draft!"
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    "I've evacuated the area..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Operation... THUNDERball!"
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    "Do you mean to tell me there is no way of tracing that bullet? You've no idea what it went through to get here!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Don't touch that! That's my lunch."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "It's time to get out."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    You're bloody lucky to be Alive!
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you embarrassingly leave the men's room behind with an unpleasant odour.</b></font>

    Goldeneye special... :D

    "I had to stop in the bathroom"

    "The pleasure, I'm sure, was all mine"
    "Standard operating procedure"
    "It´s what keeps me alive"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Too many free radicals."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Alimentary, Dr Leiter."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are introduced to your parents-in-law.</b></font>

    "You look surprised. I thought you expected me."

    or

    "You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    I am laughing out loud at so many of these! Geez ... good thread.
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    You first. You - second.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I suppose it's too late to make a run for it?"
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    "Well well well. Look what the cat dragged in"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    NOW I KNOW YOU! Your that Secret Agent! That English secret agent from England!
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    (This one comes equipped with painface)

    "You meant nothing to me"
  • Posts: 418
    "You have a nasty habit of surviving"
  • Posts: 1,965
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.</b></font>

    "So you live to Die Another Day"
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