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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Risico007Risico007
    Posts: 9,767
    For my own (referring to the budget my boss wants) “you earnt it you keep it Old Buddy”

    For the music “are you some kind of doomsday machine boy”
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "I shan't ask you politely next time."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited February 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Can you play any other tune?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,894
    "Any higher and my ears will pop."
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 6,778
    “You’re not married by any chance, are you?”
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Why didn't you learn the violin?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited February 2019 Posts: 7,965
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOUR NEIGHBOURS REFUSE TO TURN THE MUSIC DOWN

    Tell me, does the toppling of missiles really compensate for having no hands?
    And for Risico's line:
    'no, some men just don't like beeing taken for a ride'.
    or, better:
    'tell him the little fish I throw back into the sea'.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited February 2019 Posts: 13,894
    "I do so hate marching music."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Kicking: Impossible
    Posts: 6,714
    bondjames wrote: »
    "Switch the bloody machine off!"

    :)) Imagine being at a party and hearing Dalton shouting this from next door!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    mattjoes wrote: »
    bondjames wrote: »
    "Switch the bloody machine off!"

    :)) Imagine being at a party and hearing Dalton shouting this from next door!
    Haha. I know - I was actually half cracking up when I typed it. That delivery was so distinctive (and if I may say so, somewhat uncharacteristically agitated for cinematic Bond). One for the ages.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,437
    Time for a station break

    Station_break.jpg
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,721
    use a line from a Bond film when your boss forces you out immediately while you have just given your two weeks notice.

    "I guess it's time to start cutting some overheads"

    (more effective if you're standing with uzi in hand like Robert Davi)
  • peterpeter Toronto
    edited February 2019 Posts: 8,483
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Nick Nack! Tabasco!

    YES! (sorry, just catching up on these and that was a genuine laugh out loud moment)
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    "I would have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough."
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited February 2019 Posts: 23,883
    "Who's strangling the cat?"
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 23,265
    'Get Out! Move!'
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Music: Always gotta make an entrance.

    Two-week's notice, immediate firing:

    "I know I can't do this job forever but I'll be damned if I'm going to leave the department in worse shape than I found it."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited February 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Gentleman, i promided you a demonstration... something we're making for the Americans, it's called a Ghetto blaster."
  • GetCarterGetCarter
    edited February 2019 Posts: 386
    bondjames wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    bondjames wrote: »
    "Switch the bloody machine off!"

    :)) Imagine being at a party and hearing Dalton shouting this from next door!
    Haha. I know - I was actually half cracking up when I typed it. That delivery was so distinctive (and if I may say so, somewhat uncharacteristically agitated for cinematic Bond). One for the ages.

    Always makes me laugh. Admittedly, he is hanging over a grinder.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Choose your next witticism carefully.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    use a line from a Bond film when your boss forces you out immediately while you have just given your two weeks notice.

    "He was cut off. Permanently"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited February 2019 Posts: 7,965
    use a line from a Bond film when your boss forces you out immediately while you have just given your two weeks notice.

    An ejector seat? You're joking!

  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOUR NEIGHBOURS REFUSE TO TURN THE MUSIC DOWN

    I came here to kill you.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,525
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOUR PIZZA WAS DELIVERED HALF AN HOUR LATE
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,525
    "Señor Pizza Delivery Guy, you got big cojones. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a cold piece, asking for a lot of money... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out."
  • Risico007Risico007
    Posts: 9,767
    “You want to do what to me”
  • MooreFunMooreFun
    Posts: 385
    Plenty of time for a sniper to make strawberry jam out of him.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Good staff is hard to find these days"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 13,892
    I came prepared for a cold reception.
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