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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... YOU ACCIDENTALLY WALK INTO A SAUNA WITH PIERCE BROSNAN

DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
edited April 8 in Bond Movies Posts: 16,167
Use a line from a Bond film when...
<font color=red size=5><b>... YOUR NEIGHBOURS REFUSE TO TURN THE MUSIC DOWN</b></font>
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
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    That last hand... nearly killed me.
  • Boring. As a matter of fact I dropped off
  • Posts: 10,735
    This never happened to the other fella?
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    If he fires me, I'll thank him for it.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
    Posts: 16,167
    I fell out of an airplane without a parachute. Who's in there?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.
    Posts: 31,585
    "I really f***ed this up, didn't I?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe S.A.R.A.H.
    Posts: 10,215
    I hope you enjoyed the show.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
    Posts: 16,167
    Great stuff, guys :P
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.
    Posts: 31,585
    "Never on the firm's time, sir."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    (looking puzzled at an old coffee mug) Chloral hydrate!
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,452
    "Exactly one minute, fifty-two seconds, that's excellent."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    Ops, my nighties slipping.
  • edited September 2013 Posts: 13,183
    "I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir."
  • MurdockMurdock Mr. 2000
    Posts: 15,649
    But today's the 13th!
  • Posts: 413
    "In my business, you prepare for the unexpected"..
  • Posts: 183
    Don't tell me...you're St Peter?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    Posts: 28,232
    "Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up".
  • "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
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    saunders wrote:
    (looking puzzled at an old coffee mug) Chloral hydrate!

    That was how I was feeling all day, because of insomnia the night before. Thankfully I did not fall asleep, but now I know what to say if I ever do.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    Posts: 28,232
    "The coffee was drugged."
  • "Keeping the British end up sir!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,103
    "I wouldn't dream of it."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
    edited September 2013 Posts: 16,167
    Great stuff, folks. :) Laughing all the way! :D

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
    edited September 2013 Posts: 16,167
    No honeymoon. This is business.

    Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.
    edited September 2013 Posts: 31,585
    I have to slightly edit this quote. It's too perfect:

    "Well, hardest substance found in nature, it cuts glass, suggests marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,103
    “Don’t think. Just let it happen.”
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 It was this or the priesthood.
    Posts: 28,232
    Diamonds Are Forever

    "Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."

    Skyfall

    "Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled."

    "What did you expect, an exploding pen?"

    "Oh, go on, then, eject me. See if I care."

    "So much for my promising career in espionage."

    "Don't you dare touch her. She's mine!"

    "Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit."

    "What makes you think this is my first time?"

    "We're just... monitoring."

    "Why don't you come down here and put your back into it?"

    "Well, everybody needs a hobby."

    "You caught me... Now, here's your prize. The latest thing from my local toy store. It's called... radio."

    "Always got to make an entrance."



    Thunderball

    "Do I seem healthy to you?"

    "I must be six inches taller."

    "I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise."

    "I hope we didn't scare the fishes."

    "Mink. It uh, reduces the tensions."

    "Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!
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    "Your turn will come I promise"
    Or "You don't need the gun"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 8,103
    "Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."
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