USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • Posts: 10,581
    I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your peace.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,088
    ... your doctor tells you you're putting on too much weight.

    *reveals hamper of junk food*

    "As soon as I finish this delicious lunch that Nick Nack has prepared for us."

    ... you want to get rid of an aggressive salesman.
    "And how the hell did you find out where I lived?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    TeeHee, on the first wrong answer from miss solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Mond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you'll move to more .... VITAL... parts.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Bond 25 has scenes filmed in your bedroom.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,138
    You'll never know how I watched you From the shadows as a child. You'll never know how it feels to be the one Who's left behind.
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Hope you enjoyed the show.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    I think he is attempting re entry
  • Posts: 13,583
    I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,138
    Now THAT was a performance.
  • conradhankersconradhankers Underground
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    That’s my little octopussy.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,138
    I love what you've done with the place.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,088
    Our man's in position on the center camera.
  • Posts: 5,129
    No, no, no. No more foreplay.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,138
    jobo wrote: »
    No, no, no. No more foreplay.

    Well get cracking, 007!
  • Posts: 5,129
    00Agent wrote: »
    jobo wrote: »
    No, no, no. No more foreplay.

    Well get cracking, 007!

    I think she got the thrust of it.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
    Posts: 2,316
    Assassination method: Explosive teddy bears.
  • edited July 2019 Posts: 92
    "That's what I like about US intelligence- you'll lie down with anybody!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,088
    "I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet."
  • mgeoff88mgeoff88 At a nice safehouse in Rome... Erm... Bay Area, CA
    Posts: 47
    "Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."
  • The_Bleeding_HeartThe_Bleeding_Heart Oakland, CA
    Posts: 34
    “Bottom’s up!”
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    I won't lose sleep over it.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Style and Grace
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Bond 25 has scenes filmed in your bedroom.

    I'll find a hotel.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
    Posts: 37,444
    But we are only five men.
  • Posts: 5,129
    Very sexyful
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,971
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... it's laundry day and you have nothing to wear.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ocean Club, Bahamas.
    Posts: 3,024
    Do I look like I give a damn?
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    Posts: 2,176
    JamesCraig wrote: »
    Do I look like I give a damn?

    Splendid :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,088
    Shut the door, Alec. There's a draught!
  • Posts: 3,871
    Wow, what a view!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Nic Nac, Tabasco!!
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