USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Style and Grace
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Honestly, that gave me a big laugh, @mattjoes ! :D

    Glad you enjoyed it, @DarthDimi.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    (Looks at stomach)
    "Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks."
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    "All the physical stuff. So dull, so dull..."
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "But it's still in pretty good shape..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
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    I have a little itch. Down there. Do you mind?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    (Looks at stomach)
    "Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks."

    Still cracking up, @Major_Boothroyd! :D
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Not that low!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Blow up your pants.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Style and Grace
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    (Looks at stomach)
    "Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks."

    Still cracking up, @Major_Boothroyd! :D

    Seconded!
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
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    No Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Jettison cocoon."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    When at first you don't succeed mr. Kidd....
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
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    We are showing a bit more cheek than usual.
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Nick Nack - Tabasco!

    That one works with everything ;)
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Well, I f***ed this up didn't I?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,088
    There isn't enough room for me and your ego.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,972
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you want to get rid of an aggressive salesman.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,088
    I've got a little itch...down there. Would you mind?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,138
    You work for peanuts. A "well done" and a pittance of a Pension. Apart from that, we are the same.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
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    You re bloody well not sleeping here.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Hamburg, near the Atlantic Hotel
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    Will you please leave, you irritating man?!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,138
    i'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    Posts: 3,079
    "You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive..."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,138
    "Piss off."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Thunderfinger World
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    How much do you know about fear?
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Blow up your pants.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,138
    Suppose i would kill you for a thrill.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
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    There's a useful four letter word and you're full of it.
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