USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM TO... Steven Seagal is hitting on your sister

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Obvious one here:

    "Tastes like...like strawberries."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger The dying flutchman
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    What are you, some kind of Dooomsday Machine, boy? Well, we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here.
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    Now do you wanna make this hard or easy?
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited July 2019 Posts: 2,069
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.

    Me:Lovely pie, taste just like strawberries
    Kid: I wouldn't know
    Me: I would
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pierce Blueman
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.

    Me:Lovely pie, taste just like strawberries
    Kid: I wouldn't know
    Me: I would

    :))

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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.
    "This kid is either drunk or crazy."
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ocean Club, Bahamas.
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    He disagreed with something that ate him.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Try and stop me, you jumped-up little shit.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    Re: USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.

    I'm a friend of Commander Strangways.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ocean Club, Bahamas.
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    The Chinese have a saying; Before setting out for revenge, you first dig two graves.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    For such a grand meal, I had rather expected a claret.
  • The_Bleeding_HeartThe_Bleeding_Heart Oakland, CA
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    That wasn’t very nice.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Oh, and I suppose that's completely inconspicuous.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Everybody point right at the clown. A winner every time!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Belgium's biggest Timothy Dalton, George Lazenby and Éric Serra fan!
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    “You big bully!”
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you want to show @barryt007 how much he is appreciated here
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "He's the best we have... though I'd never tell him."
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    "What do you say about a man like that?"
  • edited July 2019 Posts: 10,513
    "I'm with you all the way!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded Dancing at midnight under the BeBop Moon
    edited July 2019 Posts: 11,715
    How many times do I have to tell you, Barry? Sigh ... OK ...

    "Yes, well, you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream"

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,121
    I never met the man, but I know he's a Lienz Cossack.
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing South Florida
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    Take me on the wheel..
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    You dumb, stupid, stubborn, zadnyaya chast' loshadi!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 9,060
    Once we were like brothers, but now he's a different man. Power has gone to his head.
    He's sick, like Stalin!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger The dying flutchman
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    You have a nasty habit of surviving.
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    Look at you! Barely held together by your pills and your drink...
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    How many times do I have to tell you, Barry? Sigh ... OK ...

    "Yes, well, you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream"

    "You're still clinging to your faith in that old woman, when all she does is lye to you".
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you want to show @barryt007 how much he is appreciated here

    You are that secret agent
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 17,863
    *Looks at @barryt007.

    "He seems fit enough. Have him report to me in Istanbul in 24 hours."
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