USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you meet your future parents-in-law for the first time.

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  • GBFGBF
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    "Thank you but I think my mouth is too big
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    How reckless of me. I made you all wet.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    How reckless of me. I made you all wet.

    Excellent! 🤣
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    Shocking
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Yeah and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you meet your future parents-in-law for the first time.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    *in deep voice* "Is he armed?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Hi, I'm Plenty. Plenty O Toole.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Haydock, England
    edited June 5 Posts: 227
    "What, no small talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Each moment I draw closer to the Divine.
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    Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?
  • MI6HQMI6HQ At The Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited June 7 Posts: 637
    "Hmm. All right. Come.

    You were unusually patient. I need to give you something so that you didn’t have to make all this way for nothing. Come.
    "
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Perhaps we can make up a foursome!
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    edited June 7 Posts: 1,132
    'You don't think this is a very good plan, do you?'
  • GBFGBF
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    You have a nasty habit of surviving...
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?

    +1
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Parents!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 7,216
    Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?
  • DragonpolDragonpol Writer @ http://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "That could bring tears to your eyes."
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    "Well. NOW that we're all HERE............."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You understand my surprise. I thought it was understood. We were never to
    meet.
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