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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I see Colonel Moon lent his collection to the exhibit.

      In all seriousness, lovely vehicles. I'll take the red one!
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      Pass me the yellow one please.
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  • PropertyOfALady
    How can I contact you?
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    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Can I have one of those Delectados?
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Delectados? We haven't made Delectados in 30 years...
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Universal Exports. Check it with your boss.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      I'd come to think the Delectados would never be smoked. They are particularly hazardous for one's health. Do you know why Mr...?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Devlin.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      ...Mr. Devlin.
      So you know why?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      It's the addition of the Volado tobacco. Slow burning. It never goes out.
    • 00Agent
      00Agent
      Just like a sleeper
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      ¡Oye pero relájate hombre!
  • PanchitoPistoles
    We miss you, Gustav! Please come back!
    December 5
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      From the jet turbine? Slim chance.
    • Andi1996Ruegg
      Andi1996Ruegg
      He'll be back piece by piece.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Wherever he is, I hope he is happy. (Not a joke!)
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    October 23
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Still waiting?
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Blofeld: "If I don't report, somebody else will replace you."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Pfft. It should be Goldfinger hosting the show!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      ...
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      It's Goldfinger impersonating Blofeld.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sent via diamond satelite plated with gold.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Golden Diamond Icarus?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Playing his golden HAARP.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Goldie for short.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      His butler shorted a fuse.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Must have gotten it at a shortsale.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He went to steel bowler hats.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He was brimming over with glee when he got one.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      He bought a golf hat too, so he can practice slicing.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      What does the club secretary have to say?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      She is all fore it.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      So she does have head for heights.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It suits her to a tee.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I noticed her Penfold Hearts over a tee underneath the suit.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Tee? Shee?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      May I press you to a cucumber sand wedge?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Excuse me, isn t yours a Slazenby 6 ?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Tonight on Blofeld. Villainy with Ernst. Chess with Kronsteen and music by Rosa Klebb and the Spectre String Quartet.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Ernst, I understand the whole bad guy thing, but can you refrain from killing every. Single. Guest? We're having trouble booking new people on the show; they say dying would be 'harmful for their careers.' We're on the ferge of friggin' cancelation!"
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      And tonight's guest star:
      "The very shekshual. The very toight! Aushtin Powersh' faaashah!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "That's a nice little Scottish accent you're wearing tonight. I approve."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Welcome to Shotland!
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      That's a Dutch acchent! Ishn't that wieerd?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I give you veery best Dutch.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      I love my Dutch gooooold. The look of it, the shmell of it, the tashte of it, teh tekshture.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Pass the kutchie, Dutchie.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Sure. Would you also like a shmoke and a pancake?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Yes, please. Deliver and leave.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Its validity has expired for over a month now. Would you like to order another one?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      No. Just give me the shmoke in the pancake and skip.
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      https://i.imgur.com/gFXdbwb.gifv
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I ll take it all.
  • CountJohn
    I always liked Kara. She's one of my favorite Bond Girls in one of my favorite Bond films. Don't throw her off a Ferris Wheel.
    December 11
    • barryt007
      barryt007
      OK,i wont....I will hand her to some sex starved Russian soldiers instead ;)
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I think Maryam d'Abo should've been nominated for an Academy Award for her performance as Kara Milovy. Easily the best Bond girl. The best Bond character. Hell, the best film character in the whole history of film. No, she shouldn't have been nominated for an Oscar, she should've won it, along with the Golden Globe, the Screen Actors Guild award, the BAFTA, the title of Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire and the Nobel Peace Prize. Just thinking about Maryam --excuse me, Mrs. d'Abo-- and her masterful, life-changing work in The Living Daylights makes me incredibly emotional. Who could forget her delivery of the line "You were fantastic. We're free." Truly a work for the ages.

      Dontcha think, barry?
    • CountJohn
      CountJohn
      If you're going to single out one particular line delivery it would obviously be her eccentric pronunciation of Georgi or "Geeeooorrrgi" as she put it so frequently. It really makes the whole movie.
    • barryt007
      barryt007
      I personally want to kill her when she says 'take me on da wheel' ,and kill Dalton when he says 'don't think,just let it happen'
      Pass me the bloody sick bucket !!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "You preetended to laugh me!"
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      You were expecting someone else?
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  • DarthTyranis
    I saw your post about The Ultimate James Bond: An Interactive Dossier. I own the disc set, and was able to get it running partially with VirtualBox. I've copied the discs into ISO's if you want them.

    Shoot me a line and I'll send you a Google Drive link:
    david@covertwarfare.com
    December 8
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    December 7
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZJnjKz62D0
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Classic!!
    • barryt007
      barryt007
      Hahaha that would have brought tears to his eyes if he did say that !
    • ClarkDevlin
      ClarkDevlin
      Volcano Eruption. Hahahaha!
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    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Decadent agent of a corrupt Western power. Should be your location now.