BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux
  • SJK91SJK91
    Posts: 977
    Well ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to judge. Believe me, this was no easy task; there were some great zingers!

    3rd Place:
    MajorDSmythe said:


    "Loreal, because you're with it." *ping*



    2nd Place:
    Signed_By_RogerMoore said:

    "If YOU even think about throwing another lemon at me or try to break me and Sally Field up again, I will shoot you dead...do you understand me, Mrs Doubtfire?"



    1st Place:
    BritishChap007 said:



    **** you.


    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Calling @britishchap007 are you out there?
    If we don't hear from you in 48 hrs then over to the runner up @Signed_By_RogerMoore. ;)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Well having PM'd @britishchap007 and no answer I'm handing it over to @Signed_By_RogerMoore.
    Over to you Sir. :)
  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore
    Posts: 614
    This should keep you entertained for the following week...judging commences on Tuesday 15th May. Have fun :)

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    Posts: 13,908
    Sir Rog: "This is what I'm going to do to you tonight my little masculine minx...But I do hope you're bigger down there than this...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    Posts: 13,908
    Rog: "Let's fry these sausages and I'll tell you the secrets of the world."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Moore shows he has Daniel Craig p*nis envy. /:)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    Posts: 13,908
    Rog: "If you find me tonguing this sausage arousing, wait until you see what I can do with my little toe. Yes, I said little toe. Little fingers are yesterday's news..."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    A sloshed Moore = Pork Karaoke: "MAMA MIA! HERE I GO AGAIN, AH AH..." \:D/
  • KerimKerim
    Posts: 1,596
    "Yes laddie, Grace Jones had a much bigger sausage link".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    The Haitian Kananga Finger Buffet was a hit with Moore...
    (until he realized they were actually fingers) :-&
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,804
    "My Susage, you wan' it? YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 4,578
    Fat Guy - 'You know Roger, I always had you down as the worst Bond ever'

    Moore - 'Fork off'


  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    Posts: 528
    SJK91 said:

    1st Place:

    BritishChap007 said:



    **** you.


    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!


    Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(

    And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.

    Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    BritishChap007 said:

    SJK91 said:

    1st Place:

    BritishChap007 said:



    **** you.


    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!


    Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(

    And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.

    Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.


    I have the PM copy I sent you but sorry it apparently wasn't received....the message was on this thread too to cover all bases.
    ;) .When a person enters this they do have a due diligence to check the results within the week also.
    I'm sure though with your fantastic entries to date you'll win one again very soon or if I happen to win, whatever is sooner, I'll be happy to pass it to you.
    Many thanks.
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    Posts: 528
    danslittlefinger said:

    BritishChap007 said:

    SJK91 said:

    1st Place:

    BritishChap007 said:



    **** you.


    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!


    Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(

    And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.

    Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.


    I have the PM copy I sent you but sorry it apparently wasn't received....the message was on this thread too to cover all bases.
    ;) .When a person enters this they also have a due diligence to check the results within the week.
    I'm sure though with your fantastic entries to date you'll win one again very soon or if I happen to win, whatever is sooner, I'll be happy to pass it to you.
    Many thanks.


    Not to worry my good man, no hard feelings. I know the rules and appreciate their practicality. Life had other plans, unfortunately.

    You can keep your forthcoming win, as well. Thank you for your too generous offer (as well as for your overly kind words on my sub-par attempts at humor)

    As for the matter at hand:

    Sir Rog: I'm sexy....and I know it.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    @britishchap007 :-bd
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded
    Posts: 2,589
    The weiner is not enough.
  • KerimKerim
    Posts: 1,596
    "I'm too sexy for this link, too sexy for this link, so sexy that I wear pink".
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe
    Posts: 3,320
    "There's nothing quite like a thick skinless sausage"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 817
    Sir Rog: Well, since a stunt went wrong on the set of TSWLM, I've been able to unhook my.....never mind, have a sausage!
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    Posts: 528
    Sir Rog's Bond: So Anya shoots the top off the champagne, looks at me like this, and....
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    The Man with the Golden Chipolata.
  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore
    Posts: 614
    Wow...am impressed with the quality of humour so far!

    Keep it up and keep the contributions flowing :)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 4,578
    Fork Your Eyes Only

    or

    'I think you were the wurst Bond ever'

    Moore - 'Go fork yourself'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    Posts: 13,908
    "Cause Oscar Mayer wiener has a way with R-O-G-E-R -M-O-O-R-E"
  • KerimKerim
    Posts: 1,596
    "And this is what I did to Daniel Craig's little finger at the Casino Royale premeire. In retrospect though, I wished I had seen the film first. To this day, I can't get the bad taste out of my mouth from that incident".
  • BennyBenny
    Posts: 1,629
    "I'm sorry, did you say Blofeld or blow...never mind. That's the wurst idea I've had."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 4,578
    Signed_By_RogerMoore said:

    This should keep you entertained for the following week...judging commences on Tuesday 15th May. Have fun :)

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    'Tanya Roberts said I was this big in the shower', 'I thought I'd make her eat her words, but she hasn't turned up, keep a look out while I snaffle this myself'
    ....................

    'And then when I finished as Bond, work was hard to come by, but I did find a job on a Punch and Judy stall - Sausages!'

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Moore: ”Go on...bite the other end”..... :>
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