Wimbledon. Which tennis players could be Bond girls?
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    Ok a bit of fun - but I'm watching Aravane Rezai and she has the look. A bit tubby but that can be fixed.

    http://www.lequipe.fr/Medias/Tennis/201005/430x313/premiere-victoire-d-aravane-rezai-face-a-petkovic.jpg
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    Anna Kournikova... :-))
  • LudsLuds
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    She's not a tennis player DC ;)

    Maria Sharapova
    Ana Ivanovic
    Caroline Wozniacki
    Maria Kirilenko
  • royale65royale65
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    They're all six foot plus... and Craig.. ;-)
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    Instead of casting a tennis player as the Bond girl, how about having a scene where Bond attends a Wimbledon match... ? Could just be Bond relaxing, or a plot-related scene.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe
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    I'm partial to a bit of Daniela Hantuchova:

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  • dragonskydragonsky
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    yes cournikova for sure
    she and sharapova as russian agents or soemthing like that
    and yes @Luds made good choices too also @MajorDSmythe have good choice :)
    yes DC that would be good,btw i just saw there was Wimbledon movie...i should watch it
  • imranbecksimranbecks
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    The first name that came to mind is Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova..

    Maybe the Williams sisters can be villains......hehehe
  • 007JamesBond007JamesBond
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    Posted this in the wrong thread, so here it is again.

    Serena Williams could be the villainess of a Bond movie. Kind of a May Day figure due to her physique maybe?
  • NicNacNicNac
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    Blimey OReilly, are these tennis players? In the old days when British tennis was..erm..ok...we had a couple of real beauties who should've been Bond girls.

    Ann Jones

    Virginia Wade

    Control yourselves lads, control yourselves
  • imranbecksimranbecks
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    007JamesBond said:


    Serena Williams could be the villainess of a Bond movie. Kind of a May Day figure due to her physique maybe?



    Thats what I had in mind when I chose the Williams sisters....haha
  • j7wildj7wild
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    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(
  • imranbecksimranbecks
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    j7wild said:

    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(



    LOL!!!!! Don't let your wife know you said that!!!!
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
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    imranbecks said:

    j7wild said:

    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(



    LOL!!!!! Don't let your wife know you said that!!!!


    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)

    On a serious note, men tend to fetishize things that they haven't been able to "check off a checklist" and that tends to make any perceived differences bigger in the mind than they are in reality. "Eastern Bloc Women" are still women and I can tell you from personal experience that dating one is not any different from dating someone who is Asian, or black, or Jewish, or Italian, or Dutch...other than accent and appearance (which are pretty small components of what makes a person who they are) all of those women are still just people. And any Caucasian women who can do a fake accent could probably pass for a Russian... ;-)

  • KerimKerim
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    Martina Navratrilova would make a great Rosa Klebb.
  • j7wildj7wild
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    thelordflasheart said:



    On a serious note, men tend to fetishize things that they haven't been able to "check off a checklist" and that tends to make any perceived differences bigger in the mind than they are in reality. "Eastern Bloc Women" are still women and I can tell you from personal experience that dating one is not any different from dating someone who is Asian, or black, or Jewish, or Italian, or Dutch...other than accent and appearance (which are pretty small components of what makes a person who they are) all of those women are still just people. And any Caucasian women who can do a fake accent could probably pass for a Russian... ;-)



    really?!? I have a buddy who is Czech and he travels the world for a living and he insists Russian and Czech women are the most beautiful in the world!!

    He says they are so beautiful, he is almost tired of seeing them everyday!

    Is he lying to me?!?

  • dragonskydragonsky
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    Kerim said:

    Martina Navratrilova would make a great Rosa Klebb.


    hahaha
    NicNac said:

    Blimey OReilly, are these tennis players? In the old days when British tennis was..erm..ok...we had a couple of real beauties who should've been Bond girls.

    Ann Jones

    Virginia Wade

    Control yourselves lads, control yourselves


    same as the control above
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    I know it's a cliche but S.Williams should be a pc red grant.

    But as for Bond girl - we haven't much choice these days. Jelena dokic in her day could fit the part and what lovely parts they are too.

    http://img1.browsebiography.com/images/gal/1749_Jelena_Dokic_photo_2.jpg


    Vera Zvonareva, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dementieva, Maria Kirilenko could do the role easy.















  • St_GeorgeSt_George
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    Elena Denentieva's kinda lovely, let's be honest.

    Anyhoo, she's crap at tennis, so let's go crazy and suggest they cast Britain's Anne Keothavong as the next Moneypenny. She's a bit of a looker, as it goes...

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    Quite frankly, most female tennis players look too muscular in the arms and shoulders for the Bond Girl look, methinks. That's not a criticism about them being muscular (they're successful professional athletes, after all), but, you know...
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    It's that time of year again...

    So who's hot and who's not?

    Nicole Vaidisova - evil Bond girl


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    And Caroline oh yes oh yes...

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    ok this one is a bit nsfw - but it does remind me of a Bond poster... if you're wondering who it is...it's Masha the Smasha


    http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef0120a62205dc970c-pi
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Sharapova for sure! :x I am sure she has been interviewed that she loves Daniel Craigs Bond and wouldn't mind appearing in one as a cameo ofcourse.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce
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    thelordflasheart said:



    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)





    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    TheWizardOfIce said:

    thelordflasheart said:



    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)





    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!


    =)) Nothing to add but? Fantastic post! :)) ^:)^
  • myworldisenoughmyworldisenough
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    RogueAgent said:

    TheWizardOfIce said:

    thelordflasheart said:



    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)





    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!


    =)) Nothing to add but? Fantastic post! :)) ^:)^


    Ha, couldn't agree more!!!
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    myworldisenough said:

    RogueAgent said:

    TheWizardOfIce said:

    thelordflasheart said:



    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)





    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!


    =)) Nothing to add but? Fantastic post! :)) ^:)^


    Ha, couldn't agree more!!!




    =)) =))


  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    I hope this picture isn't 'too much'.........

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  • doubleoegodoubleoego
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    j7wild said:

    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(



    There are places you can...go to.

  • doubleoegodoubleoego
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    DaltonCraig007 said:

    I hope this picture isn't 'too much'.........

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  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    Id have to think about this. But I know which Bond girl I'd like to see as a tennis player.

    Xenia Onatopp - that would be amazing!!

    Haha Wizard. Hilarious post as usual :))

    If I was ever married to a Russian - not that I'll ever get married - id force suggest we act out the casino scene in GE.
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    One German Lady I do like - shagtastic and good Bond girl:



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  • M_BaljeM_Balje
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    We get wife from a Tennis player in a Bond movie.

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    But Richard Krajicek half sister (23 years old) playing Tennis.

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    Michaëla Krajicek http://www.misakrajicek.nl/
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