BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux
  • LudsLuds
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    It won't be Blofeld, It won't be his cat... It'll be... Me! Some random cat taking over the world!
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    Ooops... didn't see there was a new picture...

  • Samuel001Samuel001
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    He looks at this world and wants it all, so he strikes like - a cat? :-S

    EDIT: So you post twice in a row DC007? ;-) This forum is strange, one post with the correct number the other with zero...
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    @Samuel001 - My double posts seem to have gone...
  • jaguar007jaguar007
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    Kerim said:



    I'm going to avoid the toilet humor this time and go straight for a playful theme.

    http://www.furrylovingfriends.com/_IMAGES/CAT_PLAYING.jpg

    Caption away and see you all next week.



    Well i'm going to bring the toilet humor right back in.

    "Cubby had to tell Maurice Binder that was not the kind of pussy he was envisioning dancing for the Bond opening credits"

  • MoonrakerMoonraker
    Posts: 60
    " Teh wurld iz mine! Oh noes I lost it!"
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    Blofeld: 'You wanted me to blow up the world!'
    Tiddles: "NOT the toy you bald headed moron...8-| "
  • Judging soon Kerim?
  • KerimKerim
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    How does tomorrow sound?
  • nick_007nick_007
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    I can has wurld???
    Wurld iz not enuff!
  • KerimKerim
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    Sorry gang, I was sort of wrapped up in another thread. Before I announce the results, I always like to throw my own caption in.

    "I don't know why Blofeld goes through all that trouble. I captured the world with little effort".

    For some reason, I never win when I vote.

    Anyways, fourth place goes to everyone who didn't finish 1-3

    Bronze Medal:

    Dan's Little Finger with: A startled Tiddles realizes that the world is not enough...

    I knew some would go that route. Dan did not disappoint.

    Silver Medal:

    Jaguar007 with: "Cubby had to tell Maurice Binder that was not the kind of pussy he was envisioning dancing for the Bond opening credits"

    Well played sir. Wasn't expecting any toilet humor with this one. ;-)

    And the gold medal goes to....

    Samuel001 with: He looks at this world and wants it all, so he strikes like - a cat?

    Wasn't expecting a Thunderball reference, but cleverly done.


    Samuel, please do us the honors of posting the next pussy.

  • Samuel001Samuel001
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    Wow, I was only joking as well, I never thought it would have won. I'm honoured. Thank you Kerim.

    OK, let's use this picture:

    image

    I think it's normally a week per picture, so I'll judge - or try to - next Thursday.
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    Tiddles shows Brozzer how Shockface should be totally different to Painface.

    or

    Tiddles: "WTF Blofeld, how can I be Pussy Galore with one ear?"
    Blofeld: "Pardon?"
    http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
    Tiddles: L-)
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    The cat's reaction to the Die Another Day/Quantum of Solace double feature, which caused him to blow his ear off
  • KerimKerim
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    Hmm, where have I seen that picture before? ;-)

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME BIG GUY WITH METAL TEETH BIT MY EAR OFF!?"

    or

    Bond 23's newest animal character, the single take cat.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    image

    "Polly !! What have you done to my hotel ?!"
  • NicNacNicNac
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    Martin Campbell decided against editing out Daniel Craig's emerging from the sea in speedos, when he saw his pet cat's reaction.
  • The universal reaction of when Babs arrives bra-less on set. :O
  • M_BaljeM_Balje
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    Rutger Hauer be a man who hate woman. Rutger Hauer is cast to play in the dutch version of the first novel of Millenium trilogie ''Mannen die vrouwen haten''. Jeroen Krabbé: Smiert Spionen
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    M_Balje said:

    Rutger Hauer be a man who hate woman. Rutger Hauer is cast to play in the dutch version of the first novel of Millenium trilogie ''Mannen die vrouwen haten''. Jeroen Krabbé: Smiert Spionen



    8->
  • BennyBenny
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    Samuel001 said:


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    Blofelds cat realised that watching Oddjob practice with his hat had its downfalls.
  • Samuel001Samuel001
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    First of all, a BIG thank you to all the entries but the results are in and our winners are:

    3rd Place

    Kerim - Bond 23's newest animal character, the single take cat.

    2nd Place

    NicNac - Martin Campbell decided against editing out Daniel Craig's emerging from the sea in speedos, when he saw his pet cat's reaction.

    1st Place

    danslittlefinger - The universal reaction of when Babs arrives bra-less on set.

    Take it away, danslittlefinger!

    But wait, there's more:

    Bonus Award

    M_Balje - Rutger Hauer be a man who hate woman. Rutger Hauer is cast to play in the dutch version of the first novel of Millenium trilogie ''Mannen die vrouwen haten''. Jeroen Krabbé: Smiert Spionen
  • Many thanks Samuel... :-D

    Here's the new one:
    image


    Judging one week hence as per. Do your worst and riches await you.

    Ok, release the hounds...!!!!
    \:D/
  • KerimKerim
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    Oh my goodness! :-))

    All right, let's try this.

    Blofeld's new cat is the biggest threat to Blofeld's world domination. This cat has been genetically altered to look exactly like the King of Norway. By "the king" simply moving its paw, it can launch laser beams to anywhere in the world and scratch itself at the same time.
  • NicNacNicNac
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    In an attempt to hold back the aging process, Blofeld's cat tried a skin peel. It wasn't as he expected.
  • Great start..anymore out there? So much to work with in this one...


    M_Balje where are you?
  • 00Beast00Beast
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    Blofeld's cat: "Hahaha! I should have left that baldy years ago!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe
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    "Don't mind me, i'm just sitting here, scratching my jewels."
  • BennyBenny
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    Whilst playing with the numerous riches Blofeld had stashed away, his cat couldn't resist the chance to abuse his own jewels.

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    "That Goldfinger sure does have some impressive jewels. Got me thinking of Pussy Galore though.

  • LudsLuds
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    Blofeld's cat is now a shaved pussy covered with gold covering his jewels.

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