BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    'Damn! I shouldn't have been watching Aliens when they called to say 'The Queen wants you'
  • Creasy47Creasy47
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    Bond: "I knew they were shooting for someone new to play M, but they really winged it with this one."
  • 006006
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    Dan to himself ...On Her Majesty's Secret Service ....I'd rather be On Her Majesty's Silk Sheets, ...dam I love older women ....
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Queen - 'Ah, Bond, come this way, I have a job for you'

    Craig - 'Very good Your Majesty, I knew you would let me open the Olympics, must say I knew you wouldn't let me down, such an honor'

    Queen - 'No no, Mister Bond, one's corgi has done a shit on one's royal carpet. Get that scoop there's a good boy'

    Craig - 'You can stick your Knighthood ma'am'
  • Creasy47Creasy47
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    Baltimore_007 said:

    Queen - 'Ah, Bond, come this way, I have a job for you'

    Craig - 'Very good Your Majesty, I knew you would let me open the Olympics, must say I knew you wouldn't let me down, such an honor'

    Queen - 'No no, Mister Bond, one's corgi has done a shit on one's royal carpet. Get that scoop there's a good boy'

    Craig - 'You can stick your Knighthood ma'am'



    I can't breathe right now. That is too damn hilarious.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Mr Bond experiences the Royal We....
    it's's all over his damn shoes.
  • Creasy47Creasy47
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    "Now, Mr. Bond, I know you're a world-renown 00 agent, and are involved in highly classified global events, but I hope you've honed in on the one skill I need you for today: wiping. And I'm not talking about the Corgi's..."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    I may have to retire? The Bond leading ladies are so much more maturer nowadays! :O
  • Creasy47Creasy47
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    Bond: "I really hope she doesn't notice the Corgi carcass matted into the carpet back there. Who knew they were such humpers?"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX
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    "Excuse me ma'am, but your corgis had made a big Thunderball over here."
  • Creasy47Creasy47
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    "Eyes to yourself, Danny, eyes to yourself. Stay focused, play it cool, she'll never know you think she looks incredibly hot in pink. Must...stay...focused."
  • VirageVirage
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    The Latest bond girl prepares for the final scene....
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded
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    Dan, muttering to himself: "Always has to go first: first in the shower, first down to breakfast, first out of the palace, first out of the helicopter ... "
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    'Come back with one of my socks'
  • Samuel001Samuel001
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    As Bond followed Her Majesty, the Queen was ready for Mr. Bond to do his thing. She'd already taken off her underwear!
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Craig - 'I've just stolen some Ferrero Rocher from the royal kitchens, don't suppose the miserable old bat will even notice'
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Judging pls. :D
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Craig - 'Tell me ma'am, does Prince Philip still get it up you'
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Bond does it doggy style.
  • VirageVirage
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    It's been over a week!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe
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    Lizzie: "Gosh, these andriods are almost lifelike."
  • KerimKerim
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    Just trying to keep the Olympic Spirit going folks.

    OK, it is time to announce winner. Honestly, the first thing that popped in my mind was:

    Dan (to himself): Must keep little finger to myself. Must keep little finger to myself.

    But since everyone took the high road, here are your winners.

    The aluminum foil medal for 6th place goes to all participants.

    The copper penny/pence award for 5th palce goes to:

    X3MSonicX said:

    "Excuse me ma'am, but your corgis had made a big Thunderball over here."



    Ew, that's worse than the corgi flashing its Goldeneye.

    The iron vitamin pill for 4th place goes to:

    Commander_Skyfall said:

    'Don't look at her arse, don't look at her arse...'



    Hmm, guess there was somewhat of a little finger reference.

    The bronze toilet pipe award for third place goes to:

    Creasy47 said:

    "Keep it cool, keep it cool, you're James Bond, you're suave, you're stealthy at times, she'll never know if you decide to kick one of these little dogs down the hall."



    Right idea, but the wrong corgi.

    The silver plated soup spoon for 2nd place goes to:

    Baltimore_007 said:

    Queen - 'Ah, Bond, come this way, I have a job for you'

    Craig - 'Very good Your Majesty, I knew you would let me open the Olympics, must say I knew you wouldn't let me down, such an honor'

    Queen - 'No no, Mister Bond, one's corgi has done a shit on one's royal carpet. Get that scoop there's a good boy'

    Craig - 'You can stick your Knighthood ma'am'



    Craig stays with Fleming tradition. Well done Dan.


    And the Gold Crayon Prize and winning entry for this week is:


    SJK91 said:

    Craig and the Queen have just had a lovely, romantic date together. As Daniel escorts the Queen back to her royal home, a few thoughts race through his mind:

    Dan's thoughts: Okay, Danny, this is it. This is the moment I'm gonna kiss her. But how should I do it? Should I say something before I do it? Maybe something like, 'I left something back at the restaurant.' She'll say, 'what'? And THAT'S when I'll kiss her!! No, no, no that's so stupid! Think, Daniel, think!




    Congratulations SJK for such a brilliant entry. Look forward to seeing the next picture.



  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Kerim said:

    Just trying to keep the Olympic Spirit going folks.

    OK, it is time to announce winner. Honestly, the first thing that popped in my mind was:

    Dan (to himself): Must keep little finger to myself. Must keep little finger to myself.



    Now why didn't I think of that *shakes fist at screen*
  • SJK91SJK91
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    Good lord, you must be joking @Kerim! Thank you very much!

    Here's a nice photo of Danny and his girl for all of you:
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    Dan looking better than ever, no? Take it away, folks!
  • QBranchQBranch
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    Okay, this is a tricky one.

    Spoiler:
    "M, I've found the hard drive- as well as the culprit, and I'm bringing them both in now. You'll never guess who took it. They were right under my nose..."
  • KerimKerim
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    Dan: "Elizabeth's were much firmer".
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
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    Daniel's reaction after yet another visit with Rachel's In-Laws.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX
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    - Before this, i'd want to thank @Kerim for chosing my quote to be one of the chosen ones in the top 5 :) -

    Rachel: Sorry Bond, i didn't mean to kiss him...

    Dan: Shut up and let's go. *cries*
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
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    Man in background: *WHISTLES* BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!
  • VirageVirage
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    Dan tries to do the Roger.
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