BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 said:


    Come forth @Commander_Skyfall, and do us the honors of leading us to many more a laugh and bellow. =D>



    Well, that was unexpected, thanks to @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, I'll try and come up with something suitably mirth inspiring over the course of today..

    :)>-
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    Ok then, a lovely bit of vintage Sir Rog for you all....

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  • VirageVirage
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    'You did what... To Who?.... Rog you devil you!"
  • KerimKerim
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    "I have big plans for the future my friend. Jayne Seymour, Maud Adams, Britt Ekland, Ringo Starr's wife. I'm going to shag them all. Mark my words."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
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    Rog: "Well I'll be damned...There's puss coming out and everything but the damn pimple is seemingly unpoppable..."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
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    Rog: "You got your ear pierced? What a fairy..."

    OR

    Rog: "I've got to give you mad props. Those sideburns say I'm a smooth operator, but I'm prepared to empty my wallet and show some skin if prompted..."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Moore: "I'm no Saint you know..."
    Curtis: "Alright alright, you've persuaded me....kiss me then."
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    Come along now chaps, surely there must be a few more entries for this one?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded
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    Moore: Tony, are you sure it was Marilyn you got frisky with? Jack Lemmon was running around in drag a LOT in that movie, too.
    Tony: Lemme see, was it jello on springs or not? It was on the back lot, in the dark, but ... Hmmm. Yeah, no contest - it was Marilyn. That was one heck of a wrap party. Ah the good old days ... the only other role I ever wanted was to be James Bond.
    Moore: Well fat chance on that. Sean's got that gig wrapped up for the next decade. You and I don't stand a chance. Sigh ... that luverly young Jane Seymour would be great Bond gal, too. Just wishful thinking, I guess ...
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe
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    Tony: "Dude, get off my shoulder, you weigh a ton."
    -----
    Rog: "Let me tell you the secret of the world..."
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007
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    Tony : You really mean that...... ????
    Rog : Yes, I have the 2 biggest fanatics in the world !!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
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    "Just one of @DaltonCraig007's many Roger infused dreams. This one here is thankfully not as erotic as the others get..." :>
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded
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    DaltonCraig007 said:

    Tony : You really mean that...... ????
    Rog : Yes, I have the 2 biggest fanatics in the world !!



    and 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 "Just one of @DaltonCraig007's many Roger infused dreams. This one here is thankfully not as erotic as the others get..." :>

    Ha! Both good ones! :))
  • St_GeorgeSt_George
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    Rog: "So, who on earth did you buy that toaster on the edge of the desk from - it clearly only toasts miniature slices of bread?"

    Tony: "The same guy I bought this coat from - he's my cigar dealer, actually."

    Rog: "I think there's more than just tobacco in those cigars, Tony..."
  • BennyBenny
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    "Tony if I take that Bond gig, I'm not going to have to talk with a Scots accent and wear a dress am I ?"

    "It's called a kilt Rog. Let's just wait by the phone for the call first."
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    Just a couple of days to go fellas, any more....?
  • saunderssaunders
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    Roger: "Sorry Tony, I didn't realise your balls were going to be there!"
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
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    Ok folks, judging time, based on my biggest lol response (the winner actually made me spit out my tea!)

    In Third Place: Kerim

    Kerim said:

    "I have big plans for the future my friend. Jayne Seymour, Maud Adams, Britt Ekland, Ringo Starr's wife. I'm going to shag them all. Mark my words."



    In Second Place: 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 said:

    Rog: "Well I'll be damned...There's puss coming out and everything but the damn pimple is seemingly unpoppable..."



    And a hilarious First Place for Saunders:

    saunders said:

    Roger: "Sorry Tony, I didn't realise your balls were going to be there!"



    Well done Saunders, over to you for the next one!

  • saunderssaunders
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    Thanks @Commander_Skyfall (sorry about the tea!).

    Anyway here's my choice featuring a complete muppet! ;)



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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Muppet: ”Sorry Mr Brosnan but only Miss Piggy gives fellatio.” :@)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
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    "Brosnan seriously underestimated the size of the bar's biggest martini glass."

    OR

    "Oh Christ, DAD was utter rubbish. Ah! Purity water, CLEANSE ME OF MY SINS!"
  • saunderssaunders
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    Oops, looks like I'm having a slight technical problem with my image, I think I'd better pass this one straight over to @danslittlefinger who I'm sure is more competant at these sort of things than me.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    Let me look into it @saunders


    Edit: Here it is:
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  • saunderssaunders
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    Thanks @danslittlefinger, much appreciated. :)
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    image

    And this time, the water isn't even CGI......
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7
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    "Swallow Another Day".
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe
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    Brosnan: "A martini..... christ, there's 4 of them."
    -----
    Miss Piggy: "And how do drunks drink?"
    Brosnan: "They swallow... like there's no tomorrow"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX
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    "This is what i call a Hydro situation..."

    (i know my tries are not the best lol)
  • KerimKerim
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    For the last time, the peeps will love the metro Bond. Now please Samantha, leave me alone.
  • BorisScaramangaBorisScaramanga
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    I hope that wasn't some kind of poison. Because if it was, you and me have just bought ourselves a ticket to the most stupid and foolish death ever.
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