Casino Royale '67--Wow

edited November 2013 in Bond Movies Posts: 2,483
I finally broke down and watched CR67 last night. Wow. What can I say? It left me shaking my head. I had heard it was pretty bad, but I wasn't expecting a train wreck quite like this.

CR67 is a totally incoherent mess that fails at every level. I understand the film is supposed to be an all-star, madcap romp in the vein of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, World, but that fact does not absolve it of the responsibility to maintain a certain level of plot integrity, and maybe more important, to be funny.

CR67 has none of that. Outside of a brief nod to Fleming's superb novel, the plot--such that it is--is a shambles. The poor sound quality renders much of the dialogue almost incomprehensible. And the gags, which come a mile a minute, almost without exception, fall flat. Never once did I laugh out loud. I smirked thrice, and one of those was actually a grimace from acid indigestion.

It also must be said that CR67 fails utterly as parody. For parody to succeed, it must attain passing resemblance to that which it is satirizing. CR67, unfortunately, bears no resemblance whatsoever to any Bond film that preceded it. The parody, therefore, is a complete misfire. And it is this fact that undermines the film's humor.

I can only imagine that Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman heaved a sigh of relief when they first watched CR67. Surely, when they saw the roster of talent that was being assembled for this Bond parody, they were a bit concerned that the film would puncture their golden egg to devastating effect. Alas, CR67 doesn't lay a glove on Bond. Indeed, ironically, CR67 makes the viewer appreciate just how good the Bond films really are. Save Die Another Day, CR67 is clearly worse than any Bond film that has ever been made. And it is almost as bad as DAD. Shocking. Positively shocking.
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @Perilagu_Khan
    Great review! Please feel welcome to post this one or another one here too:
    http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/3466/casino-royale-1967#Item_1

    I myself enjoy CR67 for what little it has to offer: the score, the cute ladies (Jacky Bisset!!) and some of the acting (like Peter Sellers'). But it is, overall, a travesty from start to finish. :-)
  • Posts: 2,483
    Thanks, DD. Yes, I love The Look of Love. The only Bondian aspect of the whole film, and not coincidentally, the only successful aspect of it. And, yes, the acting is perfectly good. And that fact underscores the reality that quality acting hardly makes for a quality film. Indeed, it is stunning that so much talent produced so little.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited May 2013 Posts: 23,545
    I think the main problem with the film is that you have multiple directors, each filming different segments and thereby producing an incoherent mess. Different perspectives, inflections, styles, ... turn the plot into a labyrinth, confusing us and, in many ways, maddening us. With almost every new major set piece comes the cold realisation that I'm in yet another film. By the end of it, it feels like I've been watching a pretty poor anthology of James Bond spoof material. And the climax of the film is an insult, leaving me in a stupor.

    There are specific elements in the film I need to jump to. They make the experience worth the effort. But there are dirty puddles of mud in between, and I'm angry with the producers for soaking me in them time and again.
  • Posts: 2,483
    True. But are you sure there was a climax?

    :)
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    It is without doubt an awful mess, there are very few redeeming elements though both Terrance Cooper and Orson Welles deserve to be singled out for praise and Barbara Bouchet is absolutely gorgeous, if only she had been cast as the official series Miss Moneypenny.
    Great to see the equally stunning Ursula Andress, though her performance is less polished than her previous Bond effort, and it's clearly evident why she was dubbed in DN.
    Personally I don't like the song 'The look of love" though I concede it is considered a classic tune and I do have very poor musical judgement, I did however like the rather upbeat title theme and the accompanying title sequence (that IMO has just the vaguest hints of similarities to the themes later used in the titles of the official CR).
    While possibly not a career best Woody Allen does have some funny lines, though sadly he's the only one who does in what is otherwise a comedy misfire on every level.
    The use of 6 directors and 10 writers takes it's toll on the film and the structure falters between really bad sections and truly dreadful ones.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 23,545
    True. But are you sure there was a climax?

    :)

    Why that variety show of Indians, cowboys and whatnot? It's a total Zardozian acid trip if you ask me. ;-)

    (And one I hate for that matter.)

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Is this the very first time you've saw it, PK?

    P.S. We miss you deeply over on BaB. Please come back.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    Never watched it how do I find somewhere to watch it, watching the '06 one now.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Never watched it how do I find somewhere to watch it, watching the '06 one now.

    Obviously you can buy the DVD.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Never watched it how do I find somewhere to watch it, watching the '06 one now.

    Obviously you can buy the DVD.

    I saw it once but chose FRWL and TSWML over it, hasnt it got Ursala Andress in it?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Never watched it how do I find somewhere to watch it, watching the '06 one now.

    Obviously you can buy the DVD.

    I saw it once but chose FRWL and TSWML over it, hasnt it got Ursala Andress in it?

    Yes, she stars as Vesper Lynd in it.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Never watched it how do I find somewhere to watch it, watching the '06 one now.

    Obviously you can buy the DVD.

    I saw it once but chose FRWL and TSWML over it, hasnt it got Ursala Andress in it?

    Yes, she stars as Vesper Lynd in it.
    Thought it was.

  • Posts: 2,483
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Is this the very first time you've saw it, PK?

    P.S. We miss you deeply over on BaB. Please come back.

    Yep. First time. And the last!

  • Posts: 2,483
    saunders wrote:
    It is without doubt an awful mess, there are very few redeeming elements though both Terrance Cooper and Orson Welles deserve to be singled out for praise and Barbara Bouchet is absolutely gorgeous, if only she had been cast as the official series Miss Moneypenny.
    Great to see the equally stunning Ursula Andress, though her performance is less polished than her previous Bond effort, and it's clearly evident why she was dubbed in DN.
    Personally I don't like the song 'The look of love" though I concede it is considered a classic tune and I do have very poor musical judgement, I did however like the rather upbeat title theme and the accompanying title sequence (that IMO has just the vaguest hints of similarities to the themes later used in the titles of the official CR).
    While possibly not a career best Woody Allen does have some funny lines, though sadly he's the only one who does in what is otherwise a comedy misfire on every level.
    The use of 6 directors and 10 writers takes it's toll on the film and the structure falters between really bad sections and truly dreadful ones.

    Frankly, I found the title track appallingly un-Bondian and the score insipid. The credits, moreover, looked more like something from a bad Monty Python movie than from a Bond. And that is an example of what I meant when I said that this film bears no resemblance to a Bond film. CR67 was incredibly amateurish and bespeaks a woeful incomprehension of Bond by its creators.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2013 Posts: 17,804
    saunders wrote:
    It is without doubt an awful mess, there are very few redeeming elements though both Terrance Cooper and Orson Welles deserve to be singled out for praise and Barbara Bouchet is absolutely gorgeous, if only she had been cast as the official series Miss Moneypenny.
    Great to see the equally stunning Ursula Andress, though her performance is less polished than her previous Bond effort, and it's clearly evident why she was dubbed in DN.
    Personally I don't like the song 'The look of love" though I concede it is considered a classic tune and I do have very poor musical judgement, I did however like the rather upbeat title theme and the accompanying title sequence (that IMO has just the vaguest hints of similarities to the themes later used in the titles of the official CR).
    While possibly not a career best Woody Allen does have some funny lines, though sadly he's the only one who does in what is otherwise a comedy misfire on every level.
    The use of 6 directors and 10 writers takes it's toll on the film and the structure falters between really bad sections and truly dreadful ones.

    Frankly, I found the title track appallingly un-Bondian and the score insipid. The credits, moreover, looked more like something from a bad Monty Python movie than from a Bond. And that is an example of what I meant when I said that this film bears no resemblance to a Bond film. CR67 was incredibly amateurish and bespeaks a woeful incomprehension of Bond by its creators.

    Yes, agreed. It's a bad Bond film, bad spoof film of a Bond film. Come to it, it's just a very, very, very bad film. It was shot by 5 different directors, "right between the eyes" as one clever critic rightly said. Dire.

    I don't think that I agree on DAD being worse than CR'67, though. It's bad, but not that bad!
  • Aziz_FekkeshAziz_Fekkesh Royale-les-Eaux
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    I've seen it exactly once and wow is right. Not funny in the least and just a self-indulgent mess.
  • Posts: 1,143
    It indeed is a train- wreck of a movie. Has to be one of the worst movies of all time, I'm sure there's worst out there but as a Bond fan it is an insult to the character that I love. It does have some funny moments and a good catchy camp soundtrack but it is in the most part an incoherent gringe-worthy mess.
  • edited May 2013 Posts: 5,808
    Well, come to think of it, it came a few years too early. Because it looks like a blueprint for the Bond of the Moore Era. Lots of stuff that later appeared in the series proper started here : use of movie themes (Born Free and What's New Pussycat here, Lawrence of Arabia in TSWLM, the Magnificent Seven in MR), stupid animals (the seals here, double take pigeons in MR and camels in OP), and so on.

    Me, I like it. I realize I'm in the minority, but I like it.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Gerard wrote:
    Well, come to think of it, it came a few years too early. Because it looks like a blueprint for the Bond of the Moore Era. Lots of stuff that later appeared in the series proper started here : use of movie themes (Born Free and What's New Pussycat here, Lawrence of Arabia in TSWLM, the Magnificent Seven in MR), stupid animals (the seals here, double take pigeons in MR and camels in OP), and so on.

    Me, I like it. I realize I'm in the minority, but I like it.

    At first I scoffed when reading your theory of it looking like a blueprint for the Moore films, but a few other examples did spring to mind:

    Dressing up in silly costumes (OP)
    Q lab scenes with ridiculous gadgets included just for laughs (TSWLM, MR, FYEO and OP)
    Bond interacting with a camp man for comedy value (MR)
    PTS without any action (LALD)
    Bond in jeopardy from a remote controlled vehicle (FYEO)
    Return appearance of a main character Bond girl in a different role (OP)
    Replica figures (TMWTGG)
    Poison pen letter quips (OP)
    Bond girl tricking Bond into unconsciousness (TSWLM)
    Spaceships (MR)
    Watches with TV screens misused to objectify women (OP)
    Villains buying cultural landmarks (MR)
    Berlin wall checkpoints (OP)

    It would be an interesting (if ultimately futile) exercise to try and list all the similarities.

  • Posts: 1,143
    Whilst there are similarities that can be drawn with some cringe worthy attempts at humour there is no way you can compare the Moore movies with that nonsense.
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    saunders wrote:
    It is without doubt an awful mess, there are very few redeeming elements though both Terrance Cooper and Orson Welles deserve to be singled out for praise and Barbara Bouchet is absolutely gorgeous, if only she had been cast as the official series Miss Moneypenny.
    Great to see the equally stunning Ursula Andress, though her performance is less polished than her previous Bond effort, and it's clearly evident why she was dubbed in DN.
    Personally I don't like the song 'The look of love" though I concede it is considered a classic tune and I do have very poor musical judgement, I did however like the rather upbeat title theme and the accompanying title sequence (that IMO has just the vaguest hints of similarities to the themes later used in the titles of the official CR).
    While possibly not a career best Woody Allen does have some funny lines, though sadly he's the only one who does in what is otherwise a comedy misfire on every level.
    The use of 6 directors and 10 writers takes it's toll on the film and the structure falters between really bad sections and truly dreadful ones.

    Frankly, I found the title track appallingly un-Bondian and the score insipid. The credits, moreover, looked more like something from a bad Monty Python movie than from a Bond. And that is an example of what I meant when I said that this film bears no resemblance to a Bond film. CR67 was incredibly amateurish and bespeaks a woeful incomprehension of Bond by its creators.

    Quite a problem when one wants to make a parody.
  • brinkeguthriebrinkeguthrie Piz Gloria
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    It indeed is a train- wreck of a movie. Has to be one of the worst movies of all time, I'm sure there's worst out there but as a Bond fan it is an insult to the character that I love. It does have some funny moments and a good catchy camp soundtrack but it is in the most part an incoherent gringe-worthy mess.

    I got a free DVD copy of it, and threw it away. THAT is how bad it is.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2013 Posts: 17,804
    =bg= wrote:
    It indeed is a train- wreck of a movie. Has to be one of the worst movies of all time, I'm sure there's worst out there but as a Bond fan it is an insult to the character that I love. It does have some funny moments and a good catchy camp soundtrack but it is in the most part an incoherent gringe-worthy mess.

    I got a free DVD copy of it, and threw it away. THAT is how bad it is.

    Yes, they couldn't pay you to watch it, quite frankly.
  • This, the 54 version, and NSNA are perfect examples of why non-original films such as these should stay out of people's rankings. Once was enough for me for all three, and not worth a plugged nickel.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    This, the 54 version, and NSNA are perfect examples of why non-original films such as these should stay out of people's rankings. Once was enough for me for all three, and not worth a plugged nickel.

    I still have to see the 1954 version, though it probably rates higher than the other two! I think you can watch it all on You Tube nowadays. The wonders of the Internet!
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited May 2013 Posts: 13,350
    Here it is:



    There are better copies out there but this contains the one minute ending missed off of most versions.

    Hopefully a DVD release is out next year, it'll be 60 years old.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Samuel001 wrote:
    Here it is:


    Oh thanks, @Samuel001. You can't say better than that.
  • I think the 1954 version is better to be honest, they were trying harder to give a more serious adaptation. Just can't much deal with a fellow American as Bond, it just isn't right even for me.
  • Posts: 6,432
    Barbera Bouchet wow. The film is a utter mess though watched it several times when younger, was a big Peter Sellers fan. Back then i never in anyway related it to any other Bond Movie and still don't. Its just a bit of 60s pop art.
  • hullcityfanhullcityfan Banned
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    Going to watch the '67 one tonight I think just finished my Bondathon 13 days and 23 films first time I've done it, Is it anything like the '06 one? Dont ruin it for me!
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