• Master_Dahark May 2012

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  I thought it might be fun to take some of the good Bond puns and come up with your own! We can make them better... or even more eye-rolling! Let's have some fun!
  
  Here's mine:
  
  
• 007RogerMoore May 2012

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  Haha, amazing! Better than the real one. More please!
  
  I made some to a Bond movie I made a few months ago.
  
  Q showed Bond his new laser watch (red laser). Bond says "Makes you see red, Q".
  
  Then Q shows Bond his new plastic explosive, which looks like hair gel. Bond quips "Hairraising". Q has also equipped Bond's lotus with flamethrowers. Bond's answer to that is "Heartwarming, a sparkling invention, Q".
  
  And there are more.
• JWESTBROOK May 2012

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  Sorry friend, hilarious stuff, but I'd much prefer it if we kept to this thread:
  
  http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/1916/bond-posterimage-parodies-making-fun-of-your-favorite-super-spy/p9#Item_258
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

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  I think it would be more accessible to keep the thread up, because the other thread is more an expansive array of Bond spoofed media, while this is simply for puns.
• Master_Dahark May 2012

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  Right, and even though I did use a picture, the root is still for the puns and jokes. I say keep it. :D
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

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  Here's my effort:
  http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7058/completegoldfingerplot.jpg
  :D
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

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  Here's another. I love doing these!
  http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1732/frwlfullpun.jpg
• 007RogerMoore May 2012

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  Brady: those were very good.
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

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  007RogerMoore said:

  Brady: those were very good.

  
  
  I hope you enjoy them as much as I love making them. :)
• Zekidk May 2012

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  Here's a quickie from me:
  http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5499/bondfun.jpg
• CraigMooreOHMSS May 2012

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  Zekidk said:

  Here's a quickie from me:
  http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5499/bondfun.jpg

  
  
  That is quite brilliant.
• Kerim May 2012

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  These are great folks. Keep them coming.
• TouchMyButtons May 2012

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  http://i47.tinypic.com/el2kvr.jpg
• Creasy47 May 2012

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  These are hilarious. Good work.
• 00Beast May 2012

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  Let's give this a try!
  
  Alec Trevelyan: "For England, James?"
  007: "No...for me. (drops Alec, looks down later) He had no head for heights!"
  
  Max Zorin: "AAAAHHHHHH!!!" (hits the San Francisco Bay)
  007: "What a splashing exit!"
  
  007: (after killing Stromberg) "He disagreed with something he ate at dinner!"
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

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  I hope everyone enjoys this one as much as I did when making it. It makes me like TWINE more:
  
  http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/764/fulltwinepun.jpg
• Creasy47 May 2012

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  @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, pure hilarity.
  
  "I'll jingle your bells."
  "Ahh..."
  
  And I love how Bond just gives up, kisses her, realizes he has another quip, and then begins again. I'm sure that could have continued for a lot longer.
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

  Posts: 13,635

  Creasy47 said:

  @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, pure hilarity.
  
  "I'll jingle your bells."
  "Ahh..."
  
  And I love how Bond just gives up, kisses her, realizes he has another quip, and then begins again. I'm sure that could have continued for a lot longer.

  
  
  I'm glad you like it! :) I have had more than a few laughs out of this myself, and giggled trying to find as many Christmas references as I could.
• Creasy47 May 2012

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  It's some hilarious stuff, I loved it.
• Master_Dahark May 2012

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  Bond had to become Arnold Schwarzenegger for this one--- lol so disturbing at the bottom!
  
  
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

  Posts: 13,635

  ^
  =)) We need a GET TO THE CHOPPA Bond caption!
• X3MSonicX May 2012

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• doubleonothing May 2012

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  You know that little thing about not posting copyright pictures that you agreed to when you signed up?
  
  Well, that.
  
  So, here's the thing. You can keep this going (and frankly, I'd like that, cos it's pretty funny) and post only linked images (which doesn't ruin it, because it worked for the caption thread)
  
  Or
  
  We can lock this.
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

  Posts: 13,635

  doubleonothing said:

  You know that little thing about not posting copyright pictures that you agreed to when you signed up?
  
  Well, that.
  
  So, here's the thing. You can keep this going (and frankly, I'd like that, cos it's pretty funny) and post only linked images (which doesn't ruin it, because it worked for the caption thread)
  
  Or
  
  We can lock this.

  
  
  Fixed, and thanks @doubleonothing.
• forgotmyusername May 2012

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  love this idea love it, made my day.
  
  =D>
• thelivingroyale May 2012

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  0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 said:

  ^
  =)) We need a GET TO THE CHOPPA Bond caption!

  
  
  Enjoy :D
  
  
• Creasy47 May 2012

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  Haha, is that Bag of Bones?
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 May 2012

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  Here's another. I made a Dirty Harry reference to CR. How you ask? Click the link! :D
  http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2222/fullcrpun.jpg
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 June 2012

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  http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6509/full2gfpun.png
• Creasy47 June 2012

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  Hahah, that is rich. 'TEEHEEHEEHEE!'
• Master_Dahark June 2012

  Posts: 2,225

  Oh, IF ONLY:
  
  

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