What if Wierd Al renamed the movies based on food parodies?

M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
edited July 2015 in Bond Movies Posts: 538
(Assuming the chubby and hungry looking DAF era Connery had financial steak in the series)

Dr. No Carb Diet
From Taco Bell With Food
Chicken Finger
Thunder Thighs
You Only Exercised Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Banquet (We Have All The Food In The World)
Live and Let's Eat (Wierd Al did a song called "Chicken Pot Pie" though)
Fried Chips Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Twinkie
The Spy Who Fed Me (Nobody's Butt Is Fatter)
Moon Pies
For Your Fries Only
Fried Octopus (All The Time High)
A View to a Grill
Thanksgiving Delights
License to Eat
Golden Fries
Eat Like There's Never Tomorrow
The Buffet Is Not Enough
Diet Another Day
Pizza Royale
Quantum of Calories
Insulin Fall
Food Inspectre

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2015 Posts: 2,629
    Let's see how I do here.

    Dr. Ho-Ho's
    Some Russian Salad Dressing with Croutons
    Goldfinger Licking Good
    Matzaball
    You Only Eat Rice
    On Her Burger King's Secret Sauce
    Twinkies Are Forever
    Chicken Pot Pie (an actual proposed song title from Weird Al. McCartney said no)
    The Man With the Golden Fries
    The Guy Who Loved Kimchee
    Moontaters
    Four Course Sides Only
    Eight Catfishes (I had something vulgar in mind :\"> )
    A Blue Cheese Steak Thrill
    The Grilling Bratwursts
    Restaurant License Revoked
    GoldenFry
    Tamara Never Diets
    The Steak is Too Tough
    Diet or Soufflé
    Cheeseburger Royale
    Quantums of Licorice
    Piestall
    Eat Like Hannibal Lectre
  • M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
    Posts: 538
    My favorites of yours:
    Restaurant License Revoked
    Piestall (like a cake sale?)
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
    Posts: 4,554
    M16_Cart wrote:
    (Assuming the chubby and hungry looking DAF era Connery had financial steak in the series)

    Dr. No Carb Diet
    From Taco Bell With Food
    Chicken Finger
    Thunder Thighs
    You Only Exercised Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Banquet (We Have All The Food In The World)
    Live and Let's Eat (Wierd Al did a song called "Chicken Pot Pie" though)
    Fried Chips Are Forever
    The Man with the Golden Twinkie
    The Spy Who Fed Me (Nobody's Butt Is Fatter)
    Moon Pies
    For Your Fries Only
    Fried Octopus (All The Time High)
    A View to a Grill
    Thanksgiving Delights
    License to Eat
    Golden Fries
    Eat Like There's Never Tomorrow
    The Buffet Is Not Enough
    Diet Another Day
    Pizza Royale
    Quantum of Calories
    Insulin Fall
    Food Inspectre

    That is the end of the thread already. Who can top these? :))
  • M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
    Posts: 538
    Here are some lyrics I wrote for the theme songs.

    Thunderball/Meatball
    He always sits while others walk
    He stuffs his face while other men talk
    He looks at the menu, and wants it all
    And hunger strikes! MEEEAAATTBALLL!!

    You Only Exercised Twice
    You only exercised twice - or so it seems
    One exercise for real - the other in your dreams

    Fitness is a stranger that will cheer you on
    Think of the health dangers or the workout is done
    This boston kreme is for you - Now pay the price
    I hope your resolution comes true
    But you only exercised twice

    All The Time High/Octopussy
    All I wanted was a snack, but I've been eating for an hour or two
    Had no intentions eating the things I ate for fun
    Funny how it always goes with food - When you don't look, I get high
    The munchies aren't so kind - I can't move, for one
    We're all the time high
    I'll eat like I never ate before

    Live and Let's Eat
    When you were young and your stomach was an open pit
    You used to say you loved fast food
    You know you did (x3)
    But in this ever changing world in which we're living
    Gluten free makes me scream...
    Say live and let's eat!!

    The Buffet Is Not Enough
    People like us
    Know how to feast
    There's no point in living
    If you can't have some quiche

    The BUFFET is not enough
    But it is such a perfect place to EAT...my love
    And if you're STARVING enough
    Together we can CLEAN IT OUT...my love

    Junk Food Never Dies

    Ronald, you've won, - It's no fun,
    Big Macs with sesame buns
    It's murder on our weight loss affair
    But you bet your life, every night
    While you're chasing new profits in sight
    You're not the only food joint out there.
    Candy's so deadly, my dear
    I feel like a heart attack is near

    Until that day --- Until Hostess falls away
    Until you say there'll be no more good pies
    I see it in your fries -- Junk food never dies
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    TripAces wrote: »
    M16_Cart wrote:
    (Assuming the chubby and hungry looking DAF era Connery had financial steak in the series)

    Dr. No Carb Diet
    From Taco Bell With Food
    Chicken Finger
    Thunder Thighs
    You Only Exercised Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Banquet (We Have All The Food In The World)
    Live and Let's Eat (Wierd Al did a song called "Chicken Pot Pie" though)
    Fried Chips Are Forever
    The Man with the Golden Twinkie
    The Spy Who Fed Me (Nobody's Butt Is Fatter)
    Moon Pies
    For Your Fries Only
    Fried Octopus (All The Time High)
    A View to a Grill
    Thanksgiving Delights
    License to Eat
    Golden Fries
    Eat Like There's Never Tomorrow
    The Buffet Is Not Enough
    Diet Another Day
    Pizza Royale
    Quantum of Calories
    Insulin Fall
    Food Inspectre

    That is the end of the thread already. Who can top these? :))

    I tried. :(
  • M16_CartM16_Cart Craig fanboy?
    Posts: 538
    Man with the Golden Twinkie

    He has a powerful weapon
    He charges $1.90 a box
    An assassin that makes sure you're not skinny
    The man with the golden Twinkie

    Obesity's required whenever he's hired
    It comes just before the heart attack
    No-one can miss him
    No fat man can resist him
    For his pervasive marketing skills

    Nobody's Butt Is Fatter/TSWLM

    Nobody's butt is fatter
    Makes me feel jealous of the rest
    Nobody weights half as much as you
    Baby, you got breasts.

    And nobody's butt is fatter
    Sometimes I wish that weren't true
    Nobody does it quite the way you do
    Why'd you have to eat all that fondue?

    Thanksgiving Delights

    The dinners burned and its a rainy day
    I always wanted to order pizza anyway
    Papa Johns slices make my hunger fade awayyyyy
    Oooooooooohhhhh!
    Thanksgiving Delights

    For Your Fries Only

    For Your Fries Only
    Go to Burger King at night
    For Your Fries Only
    Where does the ketchup hide
    You can see so much of me
    You haven't seen that's new
    Never felt fat
    Till I cooked with you
    For Your Fries Only
    Only for you
    You eat what no one else can eat
    Makes me feel obese

    Golden Fries

    You'll never know how I fed you
    in McDonald's as a child
    You'll never know how it feels to be the one
    with a fat behind

    You'll never know, the plates I've tried
    the sweat, the sweat I've supplied
    But now my arteries are clogged
    And time, time is not on my side

    Fried Chips Are Forever

    Fried chips are forever
    They are all I need to please me,
    They are saturated and greasy
    They won't leave me hungry at night
    But they'll make my jeans tight
    Dessert, please!

    You Know My Weight/CR06

    Scarf yourself because no one else will feed you
    The nutrition labels will betray you - fat will overtake you
    And all that junk food will never fulfill you
    It longs to kill you - are you willing to die
    The clumpiest fat clogs through my veins
    You know my weight!!

    Another Way To Fry/QOS

    Another tricky little bun with Cinnamon syrup
    That will never see the sun shine
    Another inch of your life sacrificed by Burger King - in the nick of time
    Another dirty money, sent from hungry fatties eating on a dime

    Yeah! Buffet doors open - a woman walked by
    A drop of oil, as I looked at her fries
    A phone on the table - 911 operator on the side
    If cheese burgers you think you can trust
    It's just another way to fry!

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