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  • Feel free to surf my web blog :: http://carminefollett.pen.io/
    July 23
  • "Even bad help is hard to find these days."
    July 22
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Do not talk like that about Samuel001 and Creasy47, please. But I agree.
    • MajorDSmythe
      MajorDSmythe
      A fantastic film, so Bond like.
  • AEaj and MDeGiller joined.
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    July 22
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    July 21
  • Started a Bond blog... :)
    July 20
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      What's the web address?
    • mirandafrost
      mirandafrost
      It's in German so you probably can't read it :)
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Websites are automatically translated depending on what internet you use. I too am interested in your blog. :)
    • mirandafrost
      mirandafrost
      Haha ok if you want to: m0neypenny.blog.de
    • mirandafrost
      mirandafrost
      But don't expect too much - I was just bored and wanted to write a bit about Bond. ;)
  • Welcome Aboard!
    July 20
  • Its real firewater
    July 19
  • blackfreedom, GTeakle, BYee, BPVRD, Golgo13 and 2 others joined.
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    July 19
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  • Feel free to have a look at your website http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdw7v1q07M1ruff9fo1_500.gif
    July 18
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    July 17
  • Welcome aboard, all bizarre smiley-faces! Looking forward to get to know you all.
    July 16
  • MMFF, JBradley, aja007, LChow, BFairley and 5 others joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    July 16
  • The return of the Activity page - it behoves us to be very cautious!
    July 15
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      We won't behaving to worry about you, will we Dragonpol?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Watch those eyes. I would worry a lot.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes. Don't look around the eyes, don't look around your eyes. Click! You're under!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Beyond the eyes
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      My avatar has the eyes of Mussolini...
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      And the cat of the Devil.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yes, I thought I saw a spectre cat your shooouulder.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Look what the cat dragoned in.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Life is really starting to dragon in these activity pages.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Dragons are a man's best friend.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      @Dogonpol certainly is.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Dragons: all breath and no bite
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Thanks for the tip @QuarrelBranch. ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      haha. Hey, @MurdoctorNo, if you see a @Dragonpol, get in first and breathe on him, you hear? With all that rum in you, he'll die happy!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Bleeeeeh. At least it was Cherry flavored rum. ;)
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Rum?! What, are you all a bunch of pirates now? Makes sense actually, because all I ever hear Murdock and Thunderfinger talk about is how much they love plundering the booty. For some reason I don't think they're talking about buried treasure, though...
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Murdock, how much ransom money do you figure we could get for BradyM?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Every penny of it ;)
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Hey you kidding? Brady's got the Daltonator in him. With my luck, I'd end up having an inflated opinion about my headache. XD
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I have to do everything myself.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Murdock, I understand Mi6 forum members have a very short bandwidth... so your mistake will be short-lived.

      If the theatrics are suppose to scare me you've got the wrong man, Thunderfinger.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Actually, I have very good bandwidth. When I first started here, I had the worst internet with a lousy data-cap. But since then I've upgraded. Since becoming a double oh.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      A double oh, ohhhhh? That's nice to know.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      It takes two.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      To...tango?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Sounds good to me.
  • Dragonpol
    Le Samourai?
    July 15
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Indeed it is, have you seen it?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      No, but I must buy it some time. Are you the member Le Samourai on AJB007 Forums I wonder?
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      The films reputation preceeds it I'm afraid. It is unbelivably stylish and "cool" but it is quite shallow and loses it's momentum early on.
      No, although I must admit that I were inspired by his avatar. I'm "Mr Magnusson" on AJB.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I'm Silhouette Man on AJB.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I am nobody there. (Much like here.)
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Ah, I seem to remember that @Dragonpol
      And we are all so happy @Thunderfinger
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Pleased to please you, happy happy people.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I have only recently returned as Silhouette Man after a ban was graciously lifted there at the end of June.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yes, I thought I saw a silhouette at the forum.
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Someone should name a thread "Inform to Q Branch" so that we message you for a briefing before we do something important in our lives. Wouldn't that be intresting @QBranch? ;)
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      @Dragonpol I were quite active there last summer, but I didn't feel the same urge to visit that forum as this one. This is a more natural meeting place with a better sense of atmosphere. Although, they're archive of topics were intresting to read!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I visit that forum occasionally, but haven't registered there yet. They put a large focus on props, so I'll be joining up once I get my props finished.

      @MrBond I agree- report to QBranch thread for your briefing. It'll just take a few seconds ;)
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      @QBranch I'm heading for the bathroom in a couple of minutes, can you brief me and perhaps hand me some gadgets?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Sure. Take this cigar and can of shaving foam.
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Geez, I might say that the expericence were shocking - positively shocking.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      That information is on a NEED-TO-GO basis only. I'm sure you understand
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Actually, since we're all in a paddle-boat right now it's on a NEED-TO-ROW basis, Q.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Thanks for the thunder generating ring, QBranch. It is still in pristine order unlike the gadgets you gave those buffoons.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      No worries. If anyone else would like me to give them a ring- call me. Use the phone box. The call cost is 50 gold sovereigns. Never mind the airbag of death.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I would prefer that you do not refer to OBrady like that.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Yes, you've got me feeling rather.......deflated, Q.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Be happy he did not inflate you instead. I have seen what that maniac is capable of.
  • WillyGalore
    You Forgot His Name. You Forgot His Number.
    July 15
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      "You see? You've been gone for such a short time and you're already forgotten."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Who?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Anagram of 'forgotmyusername': A stormy forum gene
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Why was forgotmymanners banned exactly? The Rothshilds or the Rockefellers are behind that jewish plot, I just know it. The truth is out there. Far out there.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      This was unexpected.
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      About as unexpected as the sun coming up. ;-)
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      As unexpected as me showing up.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Your behaviour here is unexpectable.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Do you expect me to flag, Trolledfinger?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      No mister Branch, I expect you to build me an Industrial Laser.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      And what do you need an Industrial Laser for, Murdock? I thought you were currently working on Operation Grand Spam, centered around letting off a devastating virus on the MI6C activity pages, making members unable to post in them for weeks.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      And framing me. Me! His monkey puppet!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Monkey puppet? More like PUNKY MUPPET! haha *sigh*
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I need an industrial laser for cutting down the trolls. But I can use it on other things. ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Murdock- what did that gold table ever do to you?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I sold it and made a fortune. ;)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      My, how the tables have turned... profit.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Q, if profits have rolled in then set the table for dinner. I'm starving!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Red wine and fish. That should have told me something.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      You may know the right wines, but you're the one with an empty plate. How does it feel hungry man?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I wouldn't know, I had grilled chicken for dinner.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Ah, the old game: give a murdock a taste of chicken and then leave him hungry. My friend, that food's got you dangling.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      You persist in trying to provoke me. Though nothing leaves me dangling. I've learned two tricks of the trade. Never let the enemy see me bleed and always have an escape plan.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      I've heard those words twice before, and both times - I've smelled a rat.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Must be time to switch aftershaves.
  • WPAJ, Leland, LHASS, FLockyer and DrLo joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    July 14
  • Just a slight stiffness coming on...in the shoulder.
    July 13
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I knew you couldn't shoooouuuulder the stiffness.
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      You kneeeew exactly where to huuuuurt me
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Wait till you get to my shoooouuuulder teeth" - Bond, TND.
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Shouuuld you shooooooouuulder my shooooulder?
      Bond, Wave-Link, 2015
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I guess it's, uh... a farewell to shoooouuuulders.
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Oh James, take me one more time around the shooooouuuulder.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Moneypenny, is BrosnanBond back from that Hamburg job?" "He's on his last shoooouuuulder."
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      "Morning Q. Sorry about the shooooouuuuulder. Skiing?"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Paris Carver: "There's old BrosnanBond. He's a biter. Got careless with him some time back, and he took my whole shoooouulder off."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I need a shooooower.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A cooold shooower to go with your cooold shooouulder?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A shoooouuulder, not a banana, Q!
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Don't touch that, It's my shoooooouuuuulder!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      My shoooooooooouulder hurts when it gets coooooooooolder.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "I've never tasted shooouulder before. It's rather good." - BrosnanBond
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Bros in TB: Can you hooooooold her? She is just dead. (Kisses her, and walks away with his gun pointing towards the sky.)
    • MrBond
      MrBond
      Elvis in QoS, the man with the goooolden shoooooouuuuulder.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      M in SF: There is work to do do. Take a look at this old fashioned fooooooooooooooolder.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Bond was a rookie in CR/QOS, yet in SF he seems much oooooooolder
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      But in those earlier films, he was much boooooooooooooolder.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Baron Samedi was played by Geoffrey Hooooooooooolder
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Bond would've just shot his target, but he forgot his hooooooooooolster.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Jill Masterson is already beautiful and precious, but let's make her goooooooooolder
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      forgotmyusername was a real life Fox Muuuuuuuuuuuulder.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Did you know Jaws had flat feet?... especially after dropping the boooooouuulder
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Bond liked the DB5's new assortment of gadgets, but it was missing two large cup hoooooooolders.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Big LOOOOOOOOOOL there.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Your LOOOOOOOOLs are a LOL- Little OverLong.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      LOLs are for loooooooooollipops, lads, so get licking.
  • "The ranks of the ungodly are being suitably depleted."
    July 13
  • So with the new 'views' feature on the threads, apparently the Bond 24 Production Timeline thread has 160.3K views. Is that not the most on the site? I'm quite honestly speechless that it has gotten that big.. and we have another year and a half to go!
    July 13
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Yes, that is quite something though I try to stay away from tittle tattle and spoilers on new Bonds or anything new pretty much. Much more fun that way!
  • MI6
    Welcome to our community. You're welcome to join in any discussion you like but I have removed your "check out my blog" post. We're not an advertising agency.
    July 13
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Tell that to Dragonpol.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Hey!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Haha. Happy I got your attention.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Yes, you likely didn't get enough of it from mummy in your early years. Not to point thunderfingers at you or anything.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      My mummy gave me a lot of attention, but Dragonpol did not. It is all about Fleming and Gardner for him. All right, he may not have been born yet, but what pathetic excuse is that?
  • In the back of the case, 50 gold sovereigns. Now pay attention.
    July 13
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      I'm all ears...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I have no ears left. You stirrupped them from me.
    • WillyGalore
      WillyGalore
      Speak up darling, I can't hear you.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      For your ears only, darling.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Such lovebirds you are. What would Craig say?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I should expect he'd get the willies galore.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      I can't even hear myself think around you loons, which is hard enough since I don't have any ears to hear with in the first place. See you later, earigators.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      My defence mechanism is right ear.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      You eared it, you keep it.....Buddy.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      My name is Earnst Lobefeld. LISTEN TO ME
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Ear today. Banned tomorrow.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Who is Ned? But I agree- ban him tomorrow.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Nobody here is called Ned, and besides, names are for tombstones, baby.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Games are for Blood Stones, baby.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      It's Borris' password. He plays World games.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Borris just changed his password. It's thirteen letters, often sits on you and you never want to take it with you. Answer: Thunderfinger
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      Oh, I was guessing Xenia Onatopp (including the space). Better luck next time, Slugheads!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Triple X: "I'm sorry about Ivan and Boris."

      Bond: "They exceeded their orders. Well, at least one of them did."

      Triple X: "Yes, Boris is a first-level programmer, not a fighter."

      Bond: "Good staff is hard to find these days."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A good chair is hard to find. May I sit on your face?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      A good view is hard to find. May I sit on your shoooouulders?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I cannot hear you, can you speak looooooooooouder???
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      You knew just where to huuuuurt me- my vocal cords.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I ceeeeeeeeeertainly did.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      There's no point living, if you can't feel aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Bond...HUGE APHASIA SETS IN............James Bond.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "If you can't feel aliiiiiiiiiiiive, then maybe you shouldn't be living heeeeeeeere." - Taffin
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "It is what keeps me aliiiiiiive. Now come and diiiiiiive."
  • Welcome Aboard!
    July 13
  • "You Only Live Twice, Mr Bond..."

    - "Yes, this is my second life"
    July 13
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "You only live twice, Mr. Bond." "Yes, I'm on Second Life."
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      "You only live twice, Mr. Connery." "Yes, I'm on my second wife."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "You only throw twice, Grischka." "Yes, I am on my second knife."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "You only disagree twice, Felix." "Yes, I'm on my second strife. DELLA!!!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "You only pun twice, QBranch" "No, my supply of puns is rife."
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      "You only get a chance to kill me twice, Jaws." "Yes, I'm on my second bite."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "You only write twice, Mr Logan. "
      Purvis, Wade, Mendes and Craig:"Yes, we are on the second rewrite."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "You only hang glide twice, MooreBond." "Yes, this is my second kite."
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Bond: "It's a shame Christmas only came twice this year, isn't it?"
      Christmas Jones: "It'll be three, tonight."
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      "But James, Christmas only comes twice." "I'll be done in a second, despite."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "You only read Bond's future twice, Solitaire." "Yes, this is my second sight."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      "You only access this site twice, Thunderfinger." "Yes, I am on my second gigabyte."
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "You only chase planes twice, LTKBond." "Yes, this is my second flight."
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      "You can only bear arms twice, Mr. Leiter." "Yes, this is my second amendment right."
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      M: "Didn't you kill Jaws in the last film, Bond?"

      Bond: "No, this is our second fight."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Tarantino once used the same name for a villain

      Yes, this is the second Mr White
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      "You only have the chance to shoot me twice, Mr. Bond. The first shot didn't kill me." "No, but the second might."
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      M: "I've heard you play that flute only twice, 007."

      Bond: "Yes, I'm on my second fife."
  • Well, it's certainly different!
    July 12
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      But actually I do like it and its crispness. Like a new £5 note.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Money isn't as important to MI6 Community as knowing what to upgrade.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Loyalty is more important to me than money.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet.


      But honestly, with this update, this is indeed a cracking place to meet. Bravo @MI6
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      How much do you know about JWESTBROOK, everyone? Because he's rather a tragic case. As the MI6 Community says, he's difficult to control. Nice way of saying that every thread he creates seems to wither and die.


      No, Dragonpol... I think you're so blinded by your thirst for a high post count that you don't care who you spam. When you can't tell your members from your trolls, it's time to go.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      You got me in a vendetta kinda mood...(The Walken).
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      An abandoned activity page for abandoned MI6Community members. Never thought I'd find myself here.
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      Hello, Brady. Welcome. Do you like the forum? My grandmother had a forum. Nothing to boast of. You could search around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we logged on for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with trolls. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on troll threads. So how do you get trolls off a forum? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We created a troll thread. Then we wired guaranteed mod status to the thread as bait and the trolls would come for the bait and...they would fall into the trap. And after a month, you have trapped all the trolls, but what do you do then? Delete the thread? Close it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Creasy, the trolls kept me for five months in a thread with no intelligent discussions. They spammed me, and I protected your secrets. I protected you. But they made me suffer. And suffer. And suffer. Until I realized, it was you who betrayed me. You betrayed me. So, I had only one thing left. The "Sign Out" link on the top of the forum page. You remember it, right? So, I scrolled up the page and clicked on it. It... took forever to load the next page, but I didn't get logged out of the site. The MI6 Community and its trolls clung to me like a disease. And then I understood why I had stayed logged on. I needed to flag your posts one last time.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      The truth is.. what I see frightens me. I'm frightened because the trolls are no longer known to us. They do not exist on a profile; their identities aren't public. They are hidden individuals. Look around you. Who do you fear? Our site is not more transparent now; its more opaque. Its in the Games & Trivia category. That's where we must do battle. So before you declare Thunderfinger a member, ask yourself: How safe do you feel?
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Doctor Hall: "I'd like to start with some simple word associations. Just tell me the first word that pops into your head. For example, I say, "QBranch" and you might say..."
      Brady: "Koala."
      Doctor Hall: [sighs] "All right."
      [pause]
      Doctor Hall: "Creasy."
      Brady: "Forty-seven."
      Doctor Hall: "Dragonpol."
      Brady: "Slayed."
      Doctor Hall: "Woman?"
      Brady: "Thunderfinger."
      Doctor Hall: "WillyGalore."
      Brady: "Lengthy."
      Doctor Hall: "JWESTBROOK".
      Brady: "KEASTCREEK."
      Doctor Hall: "JamesPage."
      Brady: "MGW".
      [MGW sighs from the other side of the interrogation room]
      Doctor Hall: "DarthDimi."
      Brady: "Father!"
      Doctor Hall: "Sandy."
      Brady: "Cheeks."
      Doctor Hall: "Germanlady."
      Brady: "Obsessive."
      Doctor Hall: "4EverBonded."
      Brady: "4EverBonzai."
      Doctor Hall: "0BradyM0Bondfanatic7."
      [Brady suddenly pauses]
      Doctor Hall: "0BradyM0Bondfanatic7."
      [Continued pause]
      Brady: "Done."
      [Brady walks out - looking coldly through the one-way mirror]
      MajorDSmythe: "Hmm, this is going well."
      [he leaves, MGW sighs again]
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      Creasy, this wasn't an accident, this was years in the planning. The trolls want us to block them, they want us to access their IP. It was all planned - blowing up seemingly innocent threads, knowing all the flame comments would come, knowing we'd retreat to the activity page. It's what they've got planned next that worries me.
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      Do you see what comes of all this typing around, Mr. Brady? All this trolling and spamming, it's exhausting! Relax. You need to relax....ah well, JWESTBROOK's calling. I will give him a good-bye kiss for you.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Creasy and JWESTBROOK, some trolls are coming to spam us. We're going to flag them first.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      They all have suspiciously similar avatars these days...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      If you wanted, you could pick your own troll missions. As I do. Name it, name it, chaps. Destabilize a fan art thread by posting subtly discriminating posters made in MS Paint. Bip. Easy. Interrupt people's natural appetites by discussing food, and whether they prefer to grill it... done. Hmm. Start a donation thread for a non-existent charity. Easily deceived members are more than welcome.

      Mm-hm. Just point and click.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I really like you on these boards. Please visit my sexytime blog:

      www. sexytimeyounghelplesschicksjustforyou,sir.nig.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      That's just the kind of comment that'll see me up NGone.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      The whole forum gets an upgrade and that bloody Thunderfinger survives.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      I couldn't give a shit about 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 and his trumped-up evidence. Thunderfinger is my agent, and I trust him.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Who the hell does JWESTBROOK think he is, Creasy? I report to the MI6 Community Director and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, thread-locking prigs? They don't care how many trolls we ban; they care about how many we accidentally let slip through the door. And how the hell could Thunderfinger be so stupid? I give him mod status and he celebrates by spamming up the activity pages. Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days if an MI6 Community moderator did something that embarrassing he'd have a good sense to defect to another James Bond fan forum. Christ, I miss the old KTBEU forums.
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      Listen, Brady, I'm bleeding warnings. I'm not going to last much longer. JWESTBROOK has a better chance. I'll comment for you both. I'm saying I'll give you the posts to keep going. Just one thing: you pull it off, QBranch brings him in.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Good luck with that. Your gang against my...eh...against me?
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      We all have our ways of getting by - you would be surprised how many MI6 users come to me with little reminders about decadent times.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Creasy, I want you to know that if the only thing left of you was your post count and your little Pierce Brosnan profile picture, you'd still be more of a forum member than anyone I've ever known.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      What Brady needs is a member... to *dominate* him. To post replies to him enough to make him post more! A member like Creasy!
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      QBranch, you should know something about me and the people I work with. We deal with the smart commenters and the spammers, veteran members or trolls. If the current moderators had been more agreeable, I wouldn't be talking to you. So if you decide not to apply for mod status, you'll wake up with your MI6 forum account erased and your IP address banned... If you doubt that, then flag this message, tell the mods to ban me and have a good night's sleep.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Hehe, divide and conquer.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      There's nothing that makes Brady more uncomfortable than friends talking about Eva Green behind his back. It feels like ants under his skin. It's been that way forever. He remembers when he was 15. He had a crush on Eva. Somehow he overheard @QBranch saying how much he wanted to get her drunk on Vesper martinis- six of them, and then give her a good quantum of solace, if you know what I mean. Brady got so angry. He took an iron.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Creasy, I've had enough of QBranch and his demeaning remarks about my beloved. Take a deep breath. You only have one post to flag. Make it count.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      I'm not dwelling on the past, Brady. I don't think you should either.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Your words are not enough. Family motto.
    • JWESTBROOK
      JWESTBROOK
      Eva's moving through the the medulla oblongata, killing off Brady's senses. Touch, smell, he feels no pain... He can push himself harder, longer than any normal man. The heartbreak will kill him, but he'll grow stronger every day until the day he dies.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      But then again, there's no point in loving if you can't feel alive.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "I wouldn't know." "I WOULD."
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist user. A relic of the old forums, whose boyish posts, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young member I sent out to PM you.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Forums change. The mods stay the same.
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      If you can't trust a Swiss member, then what's the forum come to?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      So, when do you turn 48?
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      Whenever you become Lightningtoe.
  • This. Is. SOUTH WEST WALES... we couldn't afford SPARTA.
    July 12
  • To quote Bond: "Brave New World."
    July 12
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      To quote Bond: "I'll be back."

      Err, no, wait, that isn't it, is it?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      C'mon, put your "I'll be back" into it, eh?
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Creasy would ask for your help Q, but it appears you're still in your pajamas. Nice koala pattern, there. ;-)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Thanks! I wear the koala PJs when I feel like sleeping for 20 hours straight.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I wear gunbarrel PJ's. It attracts all the ladies. ;)
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Nothing wrong with being cocked and ready.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Only the pyjama pants have the gun barrel design. The top half is red.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Blow up your pyjama pants.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Assassination method: Explosive teddy bears.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I sleep with a laser watch on my nightstand.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      I sleep with Eva Green. Beat that, Murdock!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Filth habit.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      It's more like sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but I can't complain. Everyone's gotta eat, you know.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Make sure you eat your Greens.
    • Creasy47
      Creasy47
      I love sex AND dinner. Win/win.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I'm famished. anagram = maimed fish. Yummy!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Universal Exports. I'm looking for a Carcharodon Bondallyus." "A what?" "Sharky."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Carcharodon ignitus-car key
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Carkitfrom Poisonus - Aki
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Cecarcharadon Simianus-Monkey
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Marcmarcodon Bunchfunkyus: Marky
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Humanoidus negroidus-darkie
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Riceus Fermentus: Sake
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Bathtubus Capungus-Sparky
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Moorebondus Suitsafarius: Khaki
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Kwangus Hongkongus-narkie.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Daltonbondus Cigaretteus: Larky
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Femmeus Fantasticus- Eva Green

      Brozzerus Obsessivus- Creasy47
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Phallus Aplentius: WillyGalore
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Aussieus Downunderus: QBranch

      Americus Expatrious- 4EverBonded
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Modus Belgicus: Forgot who that was.
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      DarthDimi, of course!

      Shortus Memoricus- Thunderfinger
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Talentus Shortfingerus- CraigBond
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Thelinus Aphasicus-Bros
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Campus Toomuchicus- Moore Bond
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Nomementus Nomuserus-forgot his user name
    • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
      Thespius Dramaticus- Dalton Bond
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Scottus Slapwificus-Connery
  • One year on Mi6 Community!
    July 12