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  • Welcome Aboard!
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  • rjleah79, RobertW40, Duerrdf, Aliraza123, Nackfdg and 7 others joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    January 29
  • i have a question. if i write my own 007 novel, can i get it published, if so where, and i am not intending any copyright infringement. so i am simply wondering. please let me know. that would be great.

    i would love to submit my stories of James Bond to Ian Fleming Publications, but i am not sure if they will let me do so. please someone help and point me in the right direction. i would be most greatful.
    January 29
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 28
  • Dragonpol
    Robbie the Robot!
    January 27
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      See Columbo: Mind Over Mayhem.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Just found out recently (probably on this forum) that Robby the Robot and the robot Robot from Lost in Space were designed by the same person- Robert Kinoshita, who passed not long ago at age 100. RIP
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      RIP Robot Kinoshita.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      One day Robots will rule the World.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Spambots are already assembling. But what is their fascination with muscle growth?
      So many theories, none of them favourable.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Terminator started out as a spambot, then he stumbled upon a protein shake that would change everything.
    • Some_Kind_Of_Hero
      Some_Kind_Of_Hero
      They envy our flesh because they cannot feel. :(
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Me, too.
  • sikaroyed, LenoreUAPq, Neomifdg, kimdavis, Reitadfg and 5 others joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    January 27
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 26
  • It is my own fault that I am perfect.
    January 25
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I'm afraid I have too much courage.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I will kill anyone who calls my religion violent.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Ooh, you said the R-word! Are you praying for trouble?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Nobody knows it, but I am world famous.
  • Dragonpol
    I like that avatar - from Playboy - 'The Property of a Lady'.
    January 25
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 25
  • Please Never Send Flowers.
    January 24
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      No Flowers Please, We're British.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Will send you a Christmas tree instead.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A Norwegian one, preferably.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Into the wood this minute.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Great - TIMBO!!!!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Christmas trees are so gay.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I'm glad to hear that they are happy.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Only in the gay season.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      So, we're going with 'gay' now? Is 'merry' not happy enough? ;) :D :)
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A Very Merry New Year to all our readers.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Robin Hood and his merry men take on a new meaning.
  • ml94, JaangiOn, Willads, jennydean, waqastt678 and 5 others joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    January 24
  • Putter Smith: making golf clubs for a living.
    January 23
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I wonder what Bruce Glover makes.
    • Benny
      Benny
      Crispins????
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Hello? Hello? Anybody home! Aye think McFly...Think!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Smith (to Glover): "For the last time, YOU'RE Mr Wint. I kid you not."
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I bet he makes Winter Gloves.
    • Benny
      Benny
      Bruce together with brothers Julian and Danny run a sucessful chain of working mother security squads.
      Glover Brother Undercover Mothers is a leading suburban all female security force.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Wise words from Putter: "Stay away from that Charlie, Kidd!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The way they look, they cannot all be real brothers. Julian is adopted, no?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Which one's Julian? Is he the carrot-top? Or the bla- Nevermind.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Julian Gaylover is the guy from Space:1999.
  • Rossfd, Bisby, Gaylefdg, FarianJeem, lester and 6 others joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    January 23
  • New list, my top 10 films of Sir Tony:
    http://www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-films-anthony
    January 22
    • Some_Kind_Of_Hero
      Some_Kind_Of_Hero
      No Silence?! Intentional or an oversight?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      ALL your lists will be criticized.
    • Some_Kind_Of_Hero
      Some_Kind_Of_Hero
      Hey, I will lamb-ast whatever lists I please.
    • MajorDSmythe
      MajorDSmythe
      If I extended the list, then 'Silence...' would show up in 12th place.
  • Maudfg, choco, charlesmpisano, waqasg256, Tonnfgd and 12 others joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    January 22
  • davidsamz
    hi Arlington
    January 21
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 21
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      And then there were none.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Double 0 zero.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      All casualties of Illusion Incorporated.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Did they join Eternity?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Eternity eh? I might have a few more sequels to come up with. :D
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Well, it was nice to get to know them all.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Miss them already. All those memories- me clicking the flag button, then refreshing the page to see the thread has disappeared. Good times.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I flag every single post I read, just to be sure. You never know.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Better safe than sorry...
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Thanks for flagging me I was on my final warning. I'll be banned any second now, you
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Hahaha! You had it com
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Hey chaps, @QBanch here! They deleted my a count but I'm back!- on a duplicate off coarse, but now I'm back and ready to tear up the forumn! troll lol lo
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      As if I should have said it myself. Which I did. Troll over, Beethoven!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Shake, rattle and troll.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Henry Trollins was recently banned. The Trollins Banned.
  • Thunderfinger domination!
    January 19
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It rhymes with 'abomination'. Off topic? Or...?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The truth is an abomination.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I am proud of my Justice Secretary.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Thank you, Lord Dragon.Today Zog, tomorrow Tellus!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      All is well in the Land of Zog.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      It is a Zog life.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Kneel before Zog!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      How much is that Zoggie in the window?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I haven't the Zoggiest idea what you guys are talking about. :?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Never heard of Zoggy Stardust?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yep, he made that song 'Let's Dance (Footloose)' with Kenny Zoggins.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Is it that zig zog dance?
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 19
  • Zekidk
    I've read both scripts, that's how I know.
    January 17
  • franknstan joined.
    Welcome Aboard!
    January 17
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Ditto. Welcome aboard, guys!
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 17
  • Digitus Impudicus
    January 16
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Quarterpounderus Lunchtouchnoticus
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 16
  • MartinAston
    Sad to see the lad banned just for having a different opinion. Seems like censorship to me :-(
    January 15
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      The lad banned in this badland truthhating vortex of Moore loving kindergarten. I love it.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      This is the price of failure, Mr. Aston.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Or was it a dream?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Another Aston gets written off.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Look, MA! No avatar.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      James (new moderator): "Just taking MartinAston for a spin."

      Kara (other new moderator): "You've picked up the police! BANNED!"
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Can you imagine Roger Moore in that scene? With his eyebrows of spaghetti and planks for feet. My blood boils just thinking of him!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Don't think. Just let it happen.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      And can you picture him in that? Sucking in his cheeks, his eyebrows doing the chachacha, totally failing to fight Kara and the bystanders.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Hey just so you know. DAF wasn't a dream. It was a sequel to YOLT. ;)
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      If anything was a dream, it was the Brosnans. Nightmares, I mean.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Where is your sense of fun? >:I
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      It is fun to be had.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      You had me and now you want my help?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      The Brosnan films had all sorts of hijinx.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I flagged all four.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I want to watch Thunderfinger's Bond movies.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      You're gonna regret that. Trust me, I just know.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I think they will be good. Though he would really hate my Bond movies as they are Brosnan esque.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Mine are PG40.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Mine are rated R because my Bond is edgy. xD
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Rated Q. That threesome with the Octopussy girls was steamy enough to fly a hot air balloon.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      In my Bond movies, I get all the girls.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      In my Bond movies I beat the crap out of M, and get intimate with Moneypenny.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      In my Bond movie's, M has the mayor breathing down his neck and my pension is suspended. Murdock in 007 in New York.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I use a Finger PPK.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Oh I use a lighter.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      My car is alive.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      My car is invisible. Unfortunately, the key is, too. *sigh*
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Try spraypainting the entire apartment. Worked for me when I lost my mind.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I was just out walking my rat and seemed to have lost my way.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I am tracking you right now. Will pm coordinates.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      I'm all ears.
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    Banned for unrestrained lust and affection for the living-God, Sir Roger Moore.
    January 15
  • MayDayDiVicenzo
    He always did have an inflated opinion of himself
    January 15
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      What a helpful chap.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      He had no head for heights.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Lost it with that sense of humor.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      He shot his last bolt.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Sir Roger has powerful friends.
    • DaltonCraig007
      DaltonCraig007
      He always did enjoy a good squeeze/ban. (If he behaves like this normally, the list of his bans on other sites must be quite long)
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Time to go, dad-D(ouble)-oh!
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Maybe he needed a good old fashioned Rogering. ;)
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      A rubber ring was all he got. What?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Are you serious? Not even a neck wring?
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      He really was the man who haunted himself.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Yes, I thought I saw his spectre at his shoulder.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      If only he could fight his way out of this one.
    • MayDayDiVicenzo
      MayDayDiVicenzo
      He will want revenge. But first, he will have to dig two graves.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      No worries, he only faked being banned.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Are you saying we should expect more trouble?sohsad.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      I predict a MartonAston showing up soon.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Once that baby hit's 88 miles per hour. Your going to see some serious trolling.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      He is the invisible Aston now.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Stuck in the alternate 2002 where Die Another Day was really awesome.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Whoops- put the ejector seat on the wrong side! Sorry about that, old boy.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      But the hatchet in the roof was thankfully on the right side.
  • Welcome Aboard!
    January 15
  • Dragonpol
    If you took Thunderfinger and all of his avatars and fitted them into a black hole I'd shake your ----ing hand!
    January 14
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      How do you know I am not already there?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Time to face gravitar.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Time to faceshake.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I hope your black hole is not nearing the Planet Zog any time soon!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Not to worry, I keep it in my pocket.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It closes to a convenient pocket size.
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      If only that black hole was white, stupid political correctness!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      I know, right?! Enough of these spacial slurs!
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Indeed, it is reverse spacism.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      In before the airlock?
    • Thunderfinger
      Thunderfinger
      Haha.Stellar joke.